Friday, May 8, 2009

SOME...DAYS...LATER...

Spongebob-squarephants-talking-guy's-voice: SOME, DAYS, LATER.

Whoever sit on my place is so lucky!Because usually i write letters on my table-pretty brilliant, huh?That's what our brain's shrewd on-to WHOEVER sits on my place on the morning.And unless that guy is cool kid or lazy kid, they will reply me!A, the warm sensation greetings of us teenagers.Let's do the hand-shake.

Well, since we're talkin about TCS-Table Communication Service-I'm gonna tell you the first guy that be my secret phone receiver.Presenting....FEI YONG!

p.s. seriously, there's no need for applause.He will NEVER appreciate it.


This guy, Fei Yong-I don't know , just that he's a nitwit and a moron, but he's kinda ok to talk with.There's this tim,e he hamesomely and fabulously said that he will meet me at the canteen during marathon.
The ending: I completely forgot how hamesomely and fabulously he promised that. I walk the walk, i talk the talk.And then i go back home , leaving somebody forgetting it.
Man, I'm so full of responsible.


Oh, and yeah...Now, its a girl. She said she's Turkie, but i have to wonder why she call herself turkie.If she comes from turky, she can always say she's a Turkison.


So, I was like telling her that i watch X-men and stuff and.....
THE NEXT DAY
WHAT-THE-HELL!
Please, whoever REALLY thought so please answer this question: WHY IS WOLVERINE THE SEXIEST GUY IN LIFE?

Yes , she replied me"but the WOLVERINE is the SEXIEST GUY in life."

And i politly replied,"SAY WHAT?HOW COME WHEN I WATCH THE MOVIE I DIDN'T SEE ANYONE'S SEXY?"



and her reply is

THE NEXT NEXT DAY


So it's somehow a QUOTE from people magazine, eh?eheh there's nothing else i can say-about that.I mean , magazines like this usually have a different eye for fashion than moi.
WHAT IS "SEXY" IF ITS THE CASE?

SAY WHAT
?Now you're talkin bout BERAD-PITT?WHERE'S ANGELINA JOLIE WHEN YOU NEED ONE?


THE NEXT NEXT NEXT DAY



WHAT------THE-------ok i'm not against or something but hello?ROBERT PATTINSON we're talkin about!That Twilight dude i saw on that Paramore's Decode song mv!Not that i'm against, but really, i think he stinks!And i thinks he's very sissy,dowdy,and pathetic. Well, the girl look's whole lot nicer and friendlier and younger compared to him.But since he made Twilight famous, he still got the charm.
Turkie,you really know how to stunt moi!


And Hugh Jackman's not sexy, Brad Pitt's so-so, Robert Pattinson atill atinks unless he takes bath.

p.s. if you got any problems or inquiries, please prepare your keyboard and start typing in my chatbox!i'll reply yal A.S.A.P.

Monday, May 4, 2009

MAYBE MAY ISN'T SO BAD

You know why i change my previous"MAY STINKS" into this isn't so bad state? Well, May came to my house last Sunday and said,"why you make my sound like a monster in your blog?This isn't fair!" and gave me a bunch of money.You know, as we Malaysians called, "RASUAH"

p.s.I can't remember what "rasuah" means in english


And with that money t go buy tickets to watch movie. DUH!i mean, what else can i do with all that money?

Guess what? The movie's name is "X-men origin:Wolverine "I don't even know why i wanna watch it AT THE FIRST PLACE, but it look so IRRESISTABLE and so COOL and IRRESISTABLE!So i bought the tickets.But after buying ....i felt regret
BUT THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME TO REGRET!

Because that show's EXTREME, PAL! Man, I'm that model for that picture "the scream"-the artist guy draw me as a girl to keep low profile-and now I'M WATCHING THIS TYPE OF MOVIE?I'M BRAVE, OH YES I AM-I ROCK OUT LOUD!BOOYAH!

p.s. well i puke before watching, and at the middle part my youngest sister go to the toilet-to say nicely, is "defecation"-and IT STINK, like something that come from somebody's mouth after he ate garlic.


DO YOU KNOW THAT YESTERDAY STINKS? I went to the park and i saw MR.KENadian and his brother-Bob, and the POW!em puff boys-fidiot(jason tan) the fat idiot, roran(andrew tan) the rabbit face moron, soofus(yong foo ken) the doofus who only can wear s size underphants
LUCK IS DEFINATELY ON A VACATION!

May realy didn't give me much money, so i'll stick to the truth.