I wanna start a fight!

It was unhealthy, naturally. I was barking and giving bad examples to my younger sis, but yeah, WHO CARES? Pregnant women should TOTALLY stay away from moi, 'cause you don't want your baby to be exposed to Lyndis-radioactivity. See, it was about my beuty-queen----yes, I'm JEALOUSE!----sister, apparently so-called "Exceeding Hardworking Limits".

After sometime:

Yes, so it was about my HARDWORKING sister, SO HARDWORKING that I do all the chores for her----Oh, so she's HARD/HATT(hot), while I'm WORKING. So you're suppose to tell me THIS is called "co-operating"? Like yeah, everyday she dumped her godforsaken dishes on me basin, and then, "Da Jie, I need to go tuition now!" So WHAT? Don't you know I can THROW HER DAMNED DISHES AT HER HEAD AND MAKE HER UTTERLY STUPID----Considering she's already STUPID-AWARDED!
If I'm not cussing, TELL ME WHO AM I! OF COURSE I CUSSED, and so badly that thunder roamed, like WHATEVER! My mouth was so FOUL, that I believe Lyi would even slam me with a frying pan to just shut me up!

Whe it came to THAT hour, it's accually NOTHING to DO with my sis anymore. I DON'T CARE(Guri: Care-eh-eh-eh-eh!) if Thunder Grandpa's gonna zap me into millio pieces, BECAUSE IT DESERVES IT!

FUCK A DONKEY, SAKURA HARUNO, RABITTING COCK-SUCKING DIE AND DON'T LEAVE YOUR PALACE IN HELL EVER AGAIN!

Now, do you understand why Lyi should bang me with her Lambhoghini?----Whatever the spelling is----.

UHHH! THAT SUCKISH BITCHY JACKASS, ALWAYS THE SHOWCAR!----And if she stands beside any car, THAT TAUGE BANKRUPT!---- EVERY CAMERA SHINES ON HER----no, I'm NOT jeolouse about whatever she has-----Like WHAT? The others like Hinata, TenTen, Ino, Temari and such are TRANSGENDERS? They are BOYS now? Do you really have to make the boys in that series act like THEY NEVER SAW A MOTHER?

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HER!
I WISH I CAN TORMENT HER, IN THE WAY JIGSAW DOES! I HATE that Jigsaw guy tormenting people and stuffs, but when it comes to Sakura---THAT HELL WITH IT!

And THIS is my plan:

1) First, see the rings around her bodies? They were fastened into her skin.

2) The rings slowly twisting her body parts to the direction against her muscles. Twisting SLOWLY, and SLOWLY, her neck bone CRACKED, organs tearing apart, bones snapping.

3) All she have to do is to use the key to stop the machine besides her. She has to use the knife to SCOOP her eyeball out in her lefteye, because the key was hidden there, INSIDE. Will she DO THAT? Will YOU do that?

4) 2 minutes, and her head turned 180, a staright line, DEAD.

Do you guys like it? I think I do.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY people LOVE her, show-off! She SEDUCES people, prentending to be "cute-but-misunderstood" and stuffs. SHE'S RIGHT. People who likes her, ARE REALLY MISUNDERSTOOD! Cute. WO "PEH"! WO PU KOU SUI(I spit)!

Defination of Cute: Adorable but STUPID!

And when Sasuke ran away, CRY CRY CRY, CRIED with a bucket of nose-drool JUST to BEG MY Naruto to get MY Sasuke back! No WONDER that guy left. HE CAN DIE LOVED BY SELENA GOMEZ!

I am so sad, because she didn't nose-bleed, otherwise she could have DIED out of blood insufficiency! HA, HA, HA!
A jackass, like Selena! but lotsa people LIKES her, and that's NOT okay with MOI, because she looks like something that came out of "Resident Evil", that big-chested zombie that can't even be KILLED by a shotgun! The other girls are like HELL PRETTY, and what do THEY get? Did Ino get Sasuke? Did Hinata get Naruto? See where did those two go?

SELENA GOMEZ

IS

SAKURA HARUNO

Logan Lerman got seduced by THAT SELENA WOMAN BEFORE, and now SOMEBODY bullshitted out from NOWHERE! Sakura DARES to POSE with MY CRUSHES? I WISH MY PLAN CAN JUST COME!

SEE? ALL ALSO GOT SAKURA! What DO YOU say? DULAN BO? The MORE I SEE, THE MORE CRACKS APPEARED in me heart, today I'm gonna pee it all out... DAMN THAT JACKASS! ODD RABBIT YOU!

BEFORE

AFTER TRANSFORMING.

Oh, and then she thinks she's somekinda POWERFUL, GREAT-HAPPENS-IN-A-MILLION YEARS shinobi, eh? SHINOBOO-BOO-STEWARD! Ya' gonna married Naruto and becoming the wife of the Sixth Hokage? OVER MY DEAD TRANSFORMED BODY!
HMPH, she wants a FIGHT? MY axe is WAY BIGGER THAN CHINA. what does she wanna say, besides "Mama"? If she's SUCH NOBLE CREATURE, maybe she should RISE TO HEAVEN! BLAH BLAH BLAH, and I'm NOT RADICLE!

Now, who wants some GOOD NEWS? After all of my anger, I SUDDENLY realized that when it comes to Justin Drew Bieber, I accually NEVER CAME to THIS state! Phew. Maybe I don't hate JB that much afterall. But he's STILL a Sissy, just NOT a FAGGOT. And that kid who laughed and dissed JB in the Game Arcade? DON'T GIVE A BAD NAME TO ME AND GRAYSON CHANCE.

GET LOST IN TARTARUS, SAKURA NAD THAT ARCADE KID! Mostly Sakura.

Malfunctioned

Now, don't get me wrong. I, Her Royal Dutchess Lyndis, is the man of her words. ALL THE TIME. And without any swears, I told Lyishere

So I'm REALLY the man of her words. The problem is, eversince that time I said I WON'T, I thought about this laptop from time to time. And really, DAMN IT ALL THE HELL! You know what? It's time to tell you guys WHY I CAN'T stand some really crazy promises like NO COMPUTER. Yeah, it's a crazy promise.
See. when I'm doing things, I'm really in this "Autopilot" mode. I seldom realize what I am doing, I only DO it. Sometimes I DON'T REMEMBER HOW I got here, how I come to DO THINGS and stuffs like THAT. I NEVER know! I NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE. I NEVER pay attention. And that's the problem. I CAN'T!

Can you believe that? It's like a machine goes wrong! A machine losing its sense. I think it's my ADD symptones. Like I said, I CAN'T control it----then again, no doctor had ever said thet I AM. Guess I am too poor to PAY attention! HAHA!
So , lotsa people think that me got distracted in my study is the BAD thing. Accually, when I'm doing things,IF I THINK WHAT AM I DOING, THAT is a DISTRACTION!

See? THIS is the diff. When I'm suddenly BACK FROM EARTH, I would probbaly start figuring WHY THE HECK AM I HERE. SUDDENLY doing things. I even START to PANIC which is stupid cause' there is NOTHING to panic. And when there ISN'T, Why am I always wanting to pee? Cause when you are always panic, you tend to contract your bladder and stuffs.

See? DISTRACTED. I was suppose to talk about Malfunctioning!

So, Amara wanted us to help stamp our school's address, date write their numbers on the bottom of the book using a marker and and write it on the cover. It started with just minor distractions.
Then, after the first one hour, comes the SERIOUS part.GRAVE ERROR! My brain malfunctioned from TIME TO TIME, and I think I forgotten to tell my friends all about it.I am probbaly a female Flapjack.

We were suppose to write ???/578/10 using marker, and then comes my "What am I doing? " routine. DAMN. CRAP.They are totally messing me up.

And unfortunatly, it was a BIG BUNCH of books. In the end, we fixed it with a stupid idea.

Yes. CORRECTION TAPE. With lots of flakes. Nevermind, pretend to be snowflakes. When Dork came back, she almost banged me on the wall, or bang it herself.

Then came the WORST. About 500++ books we did, and Lyndis screwed it up.

I repeated JUST ONE SMALL STYLE, and then now we have to do it all the way back to 400++ books. 00 books to fix. Amara's gonna kill us, and even if I said A THOUSANDS of Sorries it wouln't help. So we redidi it in ONE HOUR and HOPEFUULY NOBODY can spot it.

And then, we bailed. In Form 5, you guys would see our creation.

I was suppose to call-off com.

But it was a maSk.

Guys, if you are going genting, BREAK A LEG!

Blogging to give Time a purpose

A wise man once said,











"Everbody has time as advantage. The problem is, how would you like to give it a purpose?"











Or











"Time is a luxury."























Yes, and the wise GIRL is generally as near as you nose to your eyes. Yep, she is the As Awesome As Ever Lyndis---MOI, the Grandruler of This Land. I'm like, the Wisest of The Wise.






So, it's obvious, I'm blogging for another thing in my life, waiting for that thingy to load. Oh, and the picture-uploading is JUST HELL SLOW! Anyway, this is what I am talking about.

Don't "ISSHHH!" me! You, Lyi, you ALWAYS got JB's twitter on your tabs! YOU, Guri, always--okay, AnMing in your tab? Okay, stuffs like that. The thing is, it took YEARS to just load some so-called "twenty-three minutes" video, which pretty much STINKS. You got your life, I got mine! HAHA! And mine kinda stinks, if you ask me!

I've thought about asking Santa to give me somesort of laser Ray and turned into one myself.

Best of all, I wish WE ALL GOT SHOCKED! BOOYAH!

AWESOME, EH? I KNOW! Let's ALL be good so we can wish for it!

See? This is the book after Percy Jackson and The Olypians, where SEVEN demigods from NOT JUST Camp Half-blood(the Greeks) but ALSO the Roman Camp to help save Olympus from the giants and Gaia, the Earth Lady.

Anytime now if you want me to borrow you! I love my book so much I let you to MAKE my frame BAD! I mean, you are suppose to read the book, not keep it.

And for the Genting Luckies,

Chapter 100++ : THe Adventures of Wii, Chewing Gum, and 2012

My limbs are always SO lucky----they get to experience how does it feel to be a boxer's arm, they get to be blue-black whenever they want to, they know the meaning of violence. Oh yeah, a bunch of happy limbs. And than now I received BLESSINGS from Transformers----THEY ARE LIKE METAL! I CANNOT EVEN MOVE MY HANDS! "Lyn, you're typing, isn't it?" DUH! I'M STANDING MY PAIN TO WRITE THIS ENTRY, SO IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA APPRECIATE IT MY SOUL WILL MAKE YOU!

It's like my hands are coming off my body, you know.

The big time reason for this catasthropy is because

Well, this is more like a personal letter to Lyishere, about apologies and stuffs. See, at Wednesday, I was suppose to come to her house to gossips and hanging-out with her and everything. And then,

That's just it. There is a bigger power in their house,and I was being possessed.

And what do you think next?

THREE/FOUR/I-DON'T-KNOW HOURS STRAIGHT TO JUST PLAY SOME GAMES! Man, wii made a wimp like me became somesort of WHITEHOT fighter or something! And in no time, Lyndis ' best was:

1)Naruto

2)Kagura

3)TenTen

I even made a list of Resolutions!

Unfortunatly, to be able to unlock Sasuke, we need to unlock ANOTHER BUNCH of some batch, and then we need MONEY. We're like, then INSANE FOR A THE NEXT HALF OF THE DAY!

And then we even have our own BOOYAH.

Yeah, and then my butt is now pratically on my right, and my butt is unstable. That guy sure IS NOT what you should bumped on.

BOOYAH! SASUKE IS ALMOST UNLOCKED!

Anyway, Lyi had this stuff in Facebook,

"Too obsessed in ____ hurt___people___feeling..."

I SINCERLY HOPE she's NOT talking about me being possessed, because I was BEING MYSELF---all video-gamish and everything, and then didn't have much time together, pratically like a crud. Wii and Naruto? JUST LIKE ME.

Thanks to Babe, I totally got myself somekinda new crush or something, namanya Sasori, the Puppet-User. He's real good in that puppetry thingy, but Masashi Kishimoto gives EVERYONE Insanity, so thus he made himself into a PUPPET, and it wasn't cute at ALL. It's like a Scorpion and everything. Oh, and he died too. Died under the embrace of some fake puppet mama and papa, uncool cause' Kakashi's daddio killed them.

Huh, my latest chart:

Lyndis' Crush

2D

1)Naruto

2)Sasuke

3)Nico di Angelo

4) Bao

5)Sasori

Part II:CHEWING GUMS:

There was this guy who spoke totally professional English, and Lyi wanted his autograph. Can you believe it? Must be the psycho virus from me. And so fort he was promoting somesort of nice breath chewing gums, and I totally wanted to say,

Lyi told me the answer in this "spot-the-diff" thingy, and then together witl Lyishere's impulse, I SPRINTED tailed by minor hurricane with 120% chakra. I even forgotten my time to---what again? Oh yeah, HESITATION. Which is cool, 'cause I then earned myself a bottle of Strawberry Wringly-whacamalillits.
Oh yeah, and I am also really regretting eating that whole bottle JUST BECAUSE my mint in my tougue was losing the flavour. Today, I can't even savour SOME food JUST BECAUSE my teeth passed ELECTRICITY. Like Auser on your back teeth. Or like Babe sat on my back teeth. SUFFERING.

Part III: 2012

THEATRE on the Conference room. COOL! I had never watch some damned movies with me friends before---except last time I almost watch with LK and Zhen Kin, got busted too, sore subject, I HATE MISFORTUNE!-----and then we got the chance!Okay, kindly ignore the fact that

a) our first attempt---Robin Hood---was suppose to be all "Wah, teenager mah!" and stuffs, but got short because Prince Philip got NUDE---which means NAKED---with ANOTHER nude lady on the bed making babies. Like DAMN, man! Only the Indians are HAPPY, for one thing----hopefully I was mistaken.

b)Second attempt---Toy Story 2----loved the Disney music so much it repeated and repeated and repeated and repeated and repeated----repeating my statement!

In the end we got to watch 2012, and when it came to the almost DYING PART with the Tsunamis and Earthquakes and everything, EVERYBODY strained on it. Now THIS is what movies are.

Oh yeah, and Lyi, I CRIED when I saw this Russian billionaire's boxer got smacked because his master left him there, in the arena, without any support.