THIS WAS BROADCASTING LIFE

HELLO, this is The Awesome News. I, Yesyoubetcha saying,

THIS IS THE PARTY YOU CANNOT MISS!
And I really mean it! We're now outside the Palace Haus, waiting for Her Royal Dutchess to REALLY start the PARTAY!

The party is KICKING, hitting the HIGH GEAR! Let's go inside

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SORRY, BUT WE WILL NEED INVITATIONS FOR OUTSIDERS.

I'm sorry, but we are the NEWS.That makes us people here.

What about your friends here, staring at us talking?

Well, I guess you guys need your INVITATION!

COOL! WELCOME IN!

Yes! YES!

ATTEEEEEEN-SHUN! HER ROYAL HIGHNESS, LYNDIS THE AWFULLY AWESOME IS APPROACHING! ALL HAIL!

Okay, let me take it from here, would'cha mind?

So, as you can see, it's this REALM'S BIRTHDAY, and we are celebrating THE ARRIVAL DAY! This place is half-done but counted-as-exist at the date 30th April 2009. You CANNOT bealive how this place looked liked------'course, a lil' touch-up make this place a BETTER place- I mean, no Angsy no exam no school no all those lamo stuffs you will bazooka it for! Cool, huh?

And like what they say, every work, has more than ONE contributer-----I would like to say this really SPECIAL thanks to my bestie----er, best FRIEND---- Lyishere!

Oh, well. What can I really say? BOOYAH!

Now, I'm in a very sexy lingerie, with me crown as the MONEY.

OOoo! Now so professionally SURFING!

Have this umbrella flying thing to the outer space level.

PLANK! The mirrors are breaking! My underwear is SO tight that I can't stop jumping.

MOM, I WANNA SAY--------------THANKS FOR GOING TO MIRI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MOM'S OUT,

LIFE'S IN!

oH YEAH------I'm now a SUPER SPY! Check out my crown power! FOOOOM! SWOOOSH! FEELING THE ENERGY!

This, is the CROWN. Or rather called,

C.R.O.W.N

Castrophic

Radioactive

Omnifarious

Weoponize

Nugget

And 'COURSE, a little dance party will be downright nice. Dorkula wears shades cause vampires aren't suppose to be dancing in a bunch of light.

Man, this life is AWESOME!

Happy Birthday, my kingdom.

THREE REGRETS A DAY

• I SHOULD have buy a balloon----------a balloon that can FLY! Then, I will steal a pen----a MARKER PEN. Then, I'll write my awesome most-important-dream-in-my-life in the balloon. Then, I'll realease it, and LET IT FLY! It's BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
• I SHOULD have seen the dog show!
• I SHOULD have ride the horse!

Today, me went to this Family Day in Brickfield. I need to help some games, like Sling Shot. And Ping pong stuffs. And tossing coins into yhe water-------trust me, it's HELL HARD!

I ate SO MANY STUFFS, that I'm surprise I can even walk. Me and Gladys' sis teamed-up, and became UNSTOPPABLE! She was SO lucky that she ALWAYS hit the bottle in the bottom of the tank-----one nickel, FIVE POINTS. And me? I made my way in Archery.

Not that cool, accually.

We became the gamer of the YEAR.

Contineuing post below.

OH YEAH, where was I? Angsy totally MAKING ME NAUSEOUS! You know, I sat real NEAR that model of The Scream Painting.

She was standing there, doing her normal make-us-puke-stunt. Well, I usually sit behind, that's why I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT HAVE antibiotic for her -----"Angsiness". Man, am I TOO naive?

And what did she say? "I'm going to CHANGE this position. I don't like it at ALL!"

BURNING MY EYES! BURNING MY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! I AM STILL YOUNG! TOO YOUNG TO BE BLIND! THAT BURNS!

MAN, that look make me old SO MUCH. I think I'm gonna need a plastic bag, a pack of eno, two bos of toilet rolls, and some Eye Mosturizer.

Yeah. Kinda THe End.

WAsteD My sATurDAy? nOT QuiTE sO!

And to think that I moaned for like, SIX TIMES saying, " HUH, Saturday got school." DAMN DAMN DAMN x10 and stuffs like that. But REALLY, my school is in CHAOS, but I LIKE it. AWESOME!
I hardly REMEMEBER my OWN CLASS! I mean, the LAST YEAR CLASS where we get to meet each other and hang out together for the first time and with Puan Maizatul with us together------------NOT THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR PAST, but the whole thing changed so much. Feels SO NEAT to be back again.
The only thing changing is-----UH! THE CRAB THAT GOT AWAY THE TIME I WANNA FRY IT----------Our beutiful stage, the stage where we SO FABULOSELY did our play----our precious remineces------NOW SQUASHED BY-----Uh! Tha crab that got away the time I wanna fry it-
ANGSY THE SCUMBAG?
Sorry, got a call and it's from you-know-who. She really deafened me. Can't contineu for the moment. Bye.

COUGH COUGH COUGH. MAN! This place STINKS so much that I threw away FIVE masks! Curses ME for giving ME a hard time!
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ME FRIENDS LYISHERE FOR HELPING MOI, THANK ME FOR HAVING A CHANCE TO CELEBRATE THIS BLOG'S 1ST ANNIVERSARY! AND FRIENDS FAR AND WIDE CAUSE' YOU'RE NOW TALKING TO
HER ROYAL HIGHNEST LYNDIS THE MOST AWESOME!
Booyah! Finally, this blog is re-opening. I know, I know. You guys would totally say," WHAT THE _____(fill in the blanks)! YOU BET I'M SCOLDING YOU, PUNK!" and stuffs, but ATLEAST I'm now writting this stuff even if I know you guys are really MOCKING me-----SEE? I'm NICE!
Well, to fill you in, I guess.
1) I'm now writting a book called "Weirder Than I thought", publish it before 2012 occures.
2)I'm 15 now, and 15 is gonna be my most awesome year. So, I need a bunch of missions and stuffs, like being more BRAVE , or get to slap Justin Bieber, or butt-kick someone.
3)TO BE MORE AWESOME!
I can NOT believe KENADIAN somehow BECAME me friend! UNCOOL! But he's a WIMP. He fabulously screamed when a flying coakcrouch says "HI!" Ah,well. I'm accually kinda SORRY for calling him a WIMP. Look at the bright side! I DIDN'T call him a faggot.
Okay, since this RULER ain't RULING the world for an EON of times, so new people might wanna know me. so here is it:


MOI is LYNDIS, real name UNKNOWN. I'm PSYCHO and NOT A GROWN-UP, somehow IMATURE. There's NATHING STINKIER than my Mature sister Twerp and a snafu named You-Know-Who. So, as you can see, in my house I'm constantly playing the role as The Survivor. My cousin FEARED my house, but if I ever wanna AVENGE one of my CRUDDY cousin-----------accually, I AVENGED once, but ended up being CANNED. One thing for sure is that I'm accually not as TOMBOY and as HARD TO COME ALONG like you might think I am. I'm JUST like a kid in an adult suit. Sometimes I daydreamed--------OKAY, ALL the time-------, and I sometimes act like Mature.
OH, and YEAH. I wanna be an actress, a HOLLYWOOD actress. If you need a friend, CALL ME.

SOME...DAYS...LATER...

Spongebob-squarephants-talking-guy's-voice: SOME, DAYS, LATER.

Whoever sit on my place is so lucky!Because usually i write letters on my table-pretty brilliant, huh?That's what our brain's shrewd on-to WHOEVER sits on my place on the morning.And unless that guy is cool kid or lazy kid, they will reply me!A, the warm sensation greetings of us teenagers.Let's do the hand-shake.

Well, since we're talkin about TCS-Table Communication Service-I'm gonna tell you the first guy that be my secret phone receiver.Presenting....FEI YONG!

p.s. seriously, there's no need for applause.He will NEVER appreciate it.


This guy, Fei Yong-I don't know , just that he's a nitwit and a moron, but he's kinda ok to talk with.There's this tim,e he hamesomely and fabulously said that he will meet me at the canteen during marathon.
The ending: I completely forgot how hamesomely and fabulously he promised that. I walk the walk, i talk the talk.And then i go back home , leaving somebody forgetting it.
Man, I'm so full of responsible.


Oh, and yeah...Now, its a girl. She said she's Turkie, but i have to wonder why she call herself turkie.If she comes from turky, she can always say she's a Turkison.


So, I was like telling her that i watch X-men and stuff and.....
THE NEXT DAY
WHAT-THE-HELL!
Please, whoever REALLY thought so please answer this question: WHY IS WOLVERINE THE SEXIEST GUY IN LIFE?

Yes , she replied me"but the WOLVERINE is the SEXIEST GUY in life."

And i politly replied,"SAY WHAT?HOW COME WHEN I WATCH THE MOVIE I DIDN'T SEE ANYONE'S SEXY?"



and her reply is

THE NEXT NEXT DAY


So it's somehow a QUOTE from people magazine, eh?eheh there's nothing else i can say-about that.I mean , magazines like this usually have a different eye for fashion than moi.
WHAT IS "SEXY" IF ITS THE CASE?

SAY WHAT?Now you're talkin bout BERAD-PITT?WHERE'S ANGELINA JOLIE WHEN YOU NEED ONE?


THE NEXT NEXT NEXT DAY


WHAT------THE-------ok i'm not against or something but hello?ROBERT PATTINSON we're talkin about!That Twilight dude i saw on that Paramore's Decode song mv!Not that i'm against, but really, i think he stinks!And i thinks he's very sissy,dowdy,and pathetic. Well, the girl look's whole lot nicer and friendlier and younger compared to him.But since he made Twilight famous, he still got the charm.
Turkie,you really know how to stunt moi!


And Hugh Jackman's not sexy, Brad Pitt's so-so, Robert Pattinson atill atinks unless he takes bath.

p.s. if you got any problems or inquiries, please prepare your keyboard and start typing in my chatbox!i'll reply yal A.S.A.P.

MAYBE MAY ISN'T SO BAD

You know why i change my previous"MAY STINKS" into this isn't so bad state? Well, May came to my house last Sunday and said,"why you make my sound like a monster in your blog?This isn't fair!" and gave me a bunch of money.You know, as we Malaysians called, "RASUAH"

p.s.I can't remember what "rasuah" means in english


And with that money t go buy tickets to watch movie. DUH!i mean, what else can i do with all that money?

Guess what? The movie's name is "X-men origin:Wolverine "I don't even know why i wanna watch it AT THE FIRST PLACE, but it look so IRRESISTABLE and so COOL and IRRESISTABLE!So i bought the tickets.But after buying ....i felt regret
BUT THERE'S NOTHING FOR ME TO REGRET!

Because that show's EXTREME, PAL! Man, I'm that model for that picture "the scream"-the artist guy draw me as a girl to keep low profile-and now I'M WATCHING THIS TYPE OF MOVIE?I'M BRAVE, OH YES I AM-I ROCK OUT LOUD!BOOYAH!

p.s. well i puke before watching, and at the middle part my youngest sister go to the toilet-to say nicely, is "defecation"-and IT STINK, like something that come from somebody's mouth after he ate garlic.


DO YOU KNOW THAT YESTERDAY STINKS? I went to the park and i saw MR.KENadian and his brother-Bob, and the POW!em puff boys-fidiot(jason tan) the fat idiot, roran(andrew tan) the rabbit face moron, soofus(yong foo ken) the doofus who only can wear s size underphants
LUCK IS DEFINATELY ON A VACATION!

May realy didn't give me much money, so i'll stick to the truth.