Mah Friday ROCKS!

I REALLY love my 15 now! It really does make me feel more like LIVING! And THANK YOU, BAD LUCK for SPARING me THIS time!

We are now OFFICIALLY a Leo-----I think I left my Leo badge at LK's House---! But the most important part is the march before the PARTAY!

The Target: C.A.K.E.

Slowly but SURELY, the lid's opening. The box of TIRAMISU CAKE! Anticipating it... The starvation is growing.... Our eyes were strained on the box....

! WHAT THE SCHMUCK DEUCE HELL! ONE PIECE?

Where the HECK is the other 99/100 bunch of CAKE? REFUND!

BUT, the awesome power of Nothing's Impossible can never be denied. R I G H T I N F R O N T O F M Y E Y E S, YONG FOO KEN DIGGED his slimey unwashed hand into the creamy stuff and TASTE IT!

YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHH! WHAT THE _______ HELL!

So, Grandpappy Magician a.k.a. Xin Nee cut our poor 1/100 cake into 1/1000 bunch for us to digest. Then like what we LOVE to do, we took pics about just ANYTHING possible!

P.S. For people who wanna seek revenge: Woo Wen Jian FEAR tickling in the kidney.

Talk about MANSION! LK's like the Top Ten Teenager Who live GOOD or something! Her house is BIG in the inside, and her room is COZY! Even the bathroom is NICE!

Course', she has PS2 open for ANYBODY, so me and GURI Yang Maha Mulia PLAYED!

My Game Result:

NEED FOR SPEED

Me vs Zhe Kin: I lost

Me vs Guri (Who Stank More contest): I won.

D.O.N.

Me vs Sandy: I lost

DRAGONBALL

Me vs Babe: I lost

Me vs Sandy: I won

RESIDEN EVIL

Me vs Zombies: HOW THE HECK TO PLAY?

I know. I STANK.

There's this stupid Kareoke Failure video in YouTube! HAHAHAHAHA! CHECK THAT OUT! It's this Korean guy singing Mariah Carey's Touch My Body------------But he sang it as Tuts My Barreh! Me, Xin Nee and Lyishere got SO excited that we SANG with it!

Speaking of singing, Lyi's gonna pursuit her dream as a singer tahnks to US! We changed One Time's lyrics JUST for LK! We did a lot to her, like asking people to sign for the LK Magazine.

Amienda can relly shake me nerve-------- we are watching Hotel 626 Gameplay. GURI WAS AFRAID? GURI WAS AFRAID! GURI WAS AFRAID! Accually, there's nothing scary about this vid. Ask Zhe Kin! She's like, MAH MAN! WHETER GO ZHE KIN FOR BEING ALMOST FEARLESS!

I got full really easily when it comes to Steamboat. I LOVE Tom Yam flavoured. LK's like----- a MOTHER or something. She really makes me look like a KID or premature or a Nursery Schooler or something. Ah well, opposite attracts.

We even got outside and be fanned by natural breeze like we're sexy or stuff. The scene was like, MOON AND STARS! BEUTIFUL, MAN! Cindy invited us to her house, and to my biggest dismay, WE WATCHED THE ORPHAN. This is a really suicidal thing fer me is because: 1) I'm afraid of Blood. 2) I'm afraid of Insanity 3) I'm afraid of DEATH. So the sum of them equals to THAT HORRIBLE MOVIE! Once again, only Zhe Kin is MY MAN. Amienda and Cindy doesn't count cause they watched this.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEOPLE!

I'm like an Insulator

Computers stuffs are like, DEAD END to me! I feel like------oh, com, I can study you, but you can't study me at ALL!
My last prob was this PLACE 's entry issue. My PASSWORD. My stupid guards and my stupid recepcionist. THEY kicked their ruler OUT like eject button! NOT TO MENTION I wasted 1 HOUR talking sense to these people. 'Course, they didn't call me The Nicer One for nothing.
Then, I can't get into Mixpod's stuff. I NEED a resent password! And like ALWAYS, I wasted ONE hour to get inside this site.
Yahoo must be my MOSTMOSTMOST loyal subject----------and never let me down. HAHA. Chia right. maybe it didn't let me down because I got so FRUSTRATED that I jumped right up to the ceiling! This place got whole cuckoo or something that I CAN'T get inside! I need my all-time-helper LYISHERE to help moi! UH!
Recently, MY HOTMAIL ACCOUNT. Like FINALLY, I HAVE to renew my Facebook. And LOOK, I need confirmaton code! So, with the help of my General Adviser Dr. Grandpappy Magician a.k.a Lim Xin Nee, I got into Hotmail.


The curse of the banned,
will one withstand,
from the start of a realm,
to the edge of her dream.

The trusted will lost their minds,
the cursed will lost her time,
this curse will seal the gate,
till the faith decided to fade.


Cool huh? NOT! You think I like being said "ACCESS DENIAL" all the time? SO HELL NOT COOL! I REALLY want this Faith thingy to fade like tissue paper that blow away with the breeze! I SO HELL do NOT want to be BANISHED like an Outlander! Huh. computers-or should I say, INTERNET-----really makes me feel TEN TIMeS unlucky in my life! Oh, and my mixpod thingy KEEP loading! I don't even now WHAT THE HECK is going on!

THIS WAS BROADCASTING LIFE

HELLO, this is The Awesome News. I, Yesyoubetcha saying,

THIS IS THE PARTY YOU CANNOT MISS!
And I really mean it! We're now outside the Palace Haus, waiting for Her Royal Dutchess to REALLY start the PARTAY!

The party is KICKING, hitting the HIGH GEAR! Let's go inside

!

SORRY, BUT WE WILL NEED INVITATIONS FOR OUTSIDERS.

I'm sorry, but we are the NEWS.That makes us people here.

What about your friends here, staring at us talking?

Well, I guess you guys need your INVITATION!

COOL! WELCOME IN!

Yes! YES!

ATTEEEEEEN-SHUN! HER ROYAL HIGHNESS, LYNDIS THE AWFULLY AWESOME IS APPROACHING! ALL HAIL!

Okay, let me take it from here, would'cha mind?

So, as you can see, it's this REALM'S BIRTHDAY, and we are celebrating THE ARRIVAL DAY! This place is half-done but counted-as-exist at the date 30th April 2009. You CANNOT bealive how this place looked liked------'course, a lil' touch-up make this place a BETTER place- I mean, no Angsy no exam no school no all those lamo stuffs you will bazooka it for! Cool, huh?

And like what they say, every work, has more than ONE contributer-----I would like to say this really SPECIAL thanks to my bestie----er, best FRIEND---- Lyishere!

Oh, well. What can I really say? BOOYAH!

Now, I'm in a very sexy lingerie, with me crown as the MONEY.

OOoo! Now so professionally SURFING!

Have this umbrella flying thing to the outer space level.

PLANK! The mirrors are breaking! My underwear is SO tight that I can't stop jumping.

MOM, I WANNA SAY--------------THANKS FOR GOING TO MIRI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MOM'S OUT,

LIFE'S IN!

oH YEAH------I'm now a SUPER SPY! Check out my crown power! FOOOOM! SWOOOSH! FEELING THE ENERGY!

This, is the CROWN. Or rather called,

C.R.O.W.N

Castrophic

Radioactive

Omnifarious

Weoponize

Nugget

And 'COURSE, a little dance party will be downright nice. Dorkula wears shades cause vampires aren't suppose to be dancing in a bunch of light.

Man, this life is AWESOME!

Happy Birthday, my kingdom.

THREE REGRETS A DAY

• I SHOULD have buy a balloon----------a balloon that can FLY! Then, I will steal a pen----a MARKER PEN. Then, I'll write my awesome most-important-dream-in-my-life in the balloon. Then, I'll realease it, and LET IT FLY! It's BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT ! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
• I SHOULD have seen the dog show!
• I SHOULD have ride the horse!

Today, me went to this Family Day in Brickfield. I need to help some games, like Sling Shot. And Ping pong stuffs. And tossing coins into yhe water-------trust me, it's HELL HARD!

I ate SO MANY STUFFS, that I'm surprise I can even walk. Me and Gladys' sis teamed-up, and became UNSTOPPABLE! She was SO lucky that she ALWAYS hit the bottle in the bottom of the tank-----one nickel, FIVE POINTS. And me? I made my way in Archery.

Not that cool, accually.

We became the gamer of the YEAR.

Contineuing post below.

OH YEAH, where was I? Angsy totally MAKING ME NAUSEOUS! You know, I sat real NEAR that model of The Scream Painting.

She was standing there, doing her normal make-us-puke-stunt. Well, I usually sit behind, that's why I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT HAVE antibiotic for her -----"Angsiness". Man, am I TOO naive?

And what did she say? "I'm going to CHANGE this position. I don't like it at ALL!"

BURNING MY EYES! BURNING MY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! I AM STILL YOUNG! TOO YOUNG TO BE BLIND! THAT BURNS!

MAN, that look make me old SO MUCH. I think I'm gonna need a plastic bag, a pack of eno, two bos of toilet rolls, and some Eye Mosturizer.

Yeah. Kinda THe End.

WAsteD My sATurDAy? nOT QuiTE sO!

And to think that I moaned for like, SIX TIMES saying, " HUH, Saturday got school." DAMN DAMN DAMN x10 and stuffs like that. But REALLY, my school is in CHAOS, but I LIKE it. AWESOME!
I hardly REMEMEBER my OWN CLASS! I mean, the LAST YEAR CLASS where we get to meet each other and hang out together for the first time and with Puan Maizatul with us together------------NOT THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR PAST, but the whole thing changed so much. Feels SO NEAT to be back again.
The only thing changing is-----UH! THE CRAB THAT GOT AWAY THE TIME I WANNA FRY IT----------Our beutiful stage, the stage where we SO FABULOSELY did our play----our precious remineces------NOW SQUASHED BY-----Uh! Tha crab that got away the time I wanna fry it-
ANGSY THE SCUMBAG?
Sorry, got a call and it's from you-know-who. She really deafened me. Can't contineu for the moment. Bye.

COUGH COUGH COUGH. MAN! This place STINKS so much that I threw away FIVE masks! Curses ME for giving ME a hard time!
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ME FRIENDS LYISHERE FOR HELPING MOI, THANK ME FOR HAVING A CHANCE TO CELEBRATE THIS BLOG'S 1ST ANNIVERSARY! AND FRIENDS FAR AND WIDE CAUSE' YOU'RE NOW TALKING TO
HER ROYAL HIGHNEST LYNDIS THE MOST AWESOME!
Booyah! Finally, this blog is re-opening. I know, I know. You guys would totally say," WHAT THE _____(fill in the blanks)! YOU BET I'M SCOLDING YOU, PUNK!" and stuffs, but ATLEAST I'm now writting this stuff even if I know you guys are really MOCKING me-----SEE? I'm NICE!
Well, to fill you in, I guess.
1) I'm now writting a book called "Weirder Than I thought", publish it before 2012 occures.
2)I'm 15 now, and 15 is gonna be my most awesome year. So, I need a bunch of missions and stuffs, like being more BRAVE , or get to slap Justin Bieber, or butt-kick someone.
3)TO BE MORE AWESOME!
I can NOT believe KENADIAN somehow BECAME me friend! UNCOOL! But he's a WIMP. He fabulously screamed when a flying coakcrouch says "HI!" Ah,well. I'm accually kinda SORRY for calling him a WIMP. Look at the bright side! I DIDN'T call him a faggot.
Okay, since this RULER ain't RULING the world for an EON of times, so new people might wanna know me. so here is it:


MOI is LYNDIS, real name UNKNOWN. I'm PSYCHO and NOT A GROWN-UP, somehow IMATURE. There's NATHING STINKIER than my Mature sister Twerp and a snafu named You-Know-Who. So, as you can see, in my house I'm constantly playing the role as The Survivor. My cousin FEARED my house, but if I ever wanna AVENGE one of my CRUDDY cousin-----------accually, I AVENGED once, but ended up being CANNED. One thing for sure is that I'm accually not as TOMBOY and as HARD TO COME ALONG like you might think I am. I'm JUST like a kid in an adult suit. Sometimes I daydreamed--------OKAY, ALL the time-------, and I sometimes act like Mature.
OH, and YEAH. I wanna be an actress, a HOLLYWOOD actress. If you need a friend, CALL ME.