Malfunctioned

Now, don't get me wrong. I, Her Royal Dutchess Lyndis, is the man of her words. ALL THE TIME. And without any swears, I told Lyishere

So I'm REALLY the man of her words. The problem is, eversince that time I said I WON'T, I thought about this laptop from time to time. And really, DAMN IT ALL THE HELL! You know what? It's time to tell you guys WHY I CAN'T stand some really crazy promises like NO COMPUTER. Yeah, it's a crazy promise.
See. when I'm doing things, I'm really in this "Autopilot" mode. I seldom realize what I am doing, I only DO it. Sometimes I DON'T REMEMBER HOW I got here, how I come to DO THINGS and stuffs like THAT. I NEVER know! I NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE. I NEVER pay attention. And that's the problem. I CAN'T!

Can you believe that? It's like a machine goes wrong! A machine losing its sense. I think it's my ADD symptones. Like I said, I CAN'T control it----then again, no doctor had ever said thet I AM. Guess I am too poor to PAY attention! HAHA!
So , lotsa people think that me got distracted in my study is the BAD thing. Accually, when I'm doing things,IF I THINK WHAT AM I DOING, THAT is a DISTRACTION!

See? THIS is the diff. When I'm suddenly BACK FROM EARTH, I would probbaly start figuring WHY THE HECK AM I HERE. SUDDENLY doing things. I even START to PANIC which is stupid cause' there is NOTHING to panic. And when there ISN'T, Why am I always wanting to pee? Cause when you are always panic, you tend to contract your bladder and stuffs.

See? DISTRACTED. I was suppose to talk about Malfunctioning!

So, Amara wanted us to help stamp our school's address, date write their numbers on the bottom of the book using a marker and and write it on the cover. It started with just minor distractions.
Then, after the first one hour, comes the SERIOUS part.GRAVE ERROR! My brain malfunctioned from TIME TO TIME, and I think I forgotten to tell my friends all about it.I am probbaly a female Flapjack.

We were suppose to write ???/578/10 using marker, and then comes my "What am I doing? " routine. DAMN. CRAP.They are totally messing me up.

And unfortunatly, it was a BIG BUNCH of books. In the end, we fixed it with a stupid idea.

Yes. CORRECTION TAPE. With lots of flakes. Nevermind, pretend to be snowflakes. When Dork came back, she almost banged me on the wall, or bang it herself.

Then came the WORST. About 500++ books we did, and Lyndis screwed it up.

I repeated JUST ONE SMALL STYLE, and then now we have to do it all the way back to 400++ books. 00 books to fix. Amara's gonna kill us, and even if I said A THOUSANDS of Sorries it wouln't help. So we redidi it in ONE HOUR and HOPEFUULY NOBODY can spot it.

And then, we bailed. In Form 5, you guys would see our creation.

I was suppose to call-off com.

But it was a maSk.

Guys, if you are going genting, BREAK A LEG!

Blogging to give Time a purpose

A wise man once said,











"Everbody has time as advantage. The problem is, how would you like to give it a purpose?"











Or











"Time is a luxury."























Yes, and the wise GIRL is generally as near as you nose to your eyes. Yep, she is the As Awesome As Ever Lyndis---MOI, the Grandruler of This Land. I'm like, the Wisest of The Wise.






So, it's obvious, I'm blogging for another thing in my life, waiting for that thingy to load. Oh, and the picture-uploading is JUST HELL SLOW! Anyway, this is what I am talking about.

Don't "ISSHHH!" me! You, Lyi, you ALWAYS got JB's twitter on your tabs! YOU, Guri, always--okay, AnMing in your tab? Okay, stuffs like that. The thing is, it took YEARS to just load some so-called "twenty-three minutes" video, which pretty much STINKS. You got your life, I got mine! HAHA! And mine kinda stinks, if you ask me!

I've thought about asking Santa to give me somesort of laser Ray and turned into one myself.

Best of all, I wish WE ALL GOT SHOCKED! BOOYAH!

AWESOME, EH? I KNOW! Let's ALL be good so we can wish for it!

See? This is the book after Percy Jackson and The Olypians, where SEVEN demigods from NOT JUST Camp Half-blood(the Greeks) but ALSO the Roman Camp to help save Olympus from the giants and Gaia, the Earth Lady.

Anytime now if you want me to borrow you! I love my book so much I let you to MAKE my frame BAD! I mean, you are suppose to read the book, not keep it.

And for the Genting Luckies,

Chapter 100++ : THe Adventures of Wii, Chewing Gum, and 2012

My limbs are always SO lucky----they get to experience how does it feel to be a boxer's arm, they get to be blue-black whenever they want to, they know the meaning of violence. Oh yeah, a bunch of happy limbs. And than now I received BLESSINGS from Transformers----THEY ARE LIKE METAL! I CANNOT EVEN MOVE MY HANDS! "Lyn, you're typing, isn't it?" DUH! I'M STANDING MY PAIN TO WRITE THIS ENTRY, SO IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA APPRECIATE IT MY SOUL WILL MAKE YOU!

It's like my hands are coming off my body, you know.

The big time reason for this catasthropy is because

Well, this is more like a personal letter to Lyishere, about apologies and stuffs. See, at Wednesday, I was suppose to come to her house to gossips and hanging-out with her and everything. And then,

That's just it. There is a bigger power in their house,and I was being possessed.

And what do you think next?

THREE/FOUR/I-DON'T-KNOW HOURS STRAIGHT TO JUST PLAY SOME GAMES! Man, wii made a wimp like me became somesort of WHITEHOT fighter or something! And in no time, Lyndis ' best was:

1)Naruto

2)Kagura

3)TenTen

I even made a list of Resolutions!

Unfortunatly, to be able to unlock Sasuke, we need to unlock ANOTHER BUNCH of some batch, and then we need MONEY. We're like, then INSANE FOR A THE NEXT HALF OF THE DAY!

And then we even have our own BOOYAH.

Yeah, and then my butt is now pratically on my right, and my butt is unstable. That guy sure IS NOT what you should bumped on.

BOOYAH! SASUKE IS ALMOST UNLOCKED!

Anyway, Lyi had this stuff in Facebook,

"Too obsessed in ____ hurt___people___feeling..."

I SINCERLY HOPE she's NOT talking about me being possessed, because I was BEING MYSELF---all video-gamish and everything, and then didn't have much time together, pratically like a crud. Wii and Naruto? JUST LIKE ME.

Thanks to Babe, I totally got myself somekinda new crush or something, namanya Sasori, the Puppet-User. He's real good in that puppetry thingy, but Masashi Kishimoto gives EVERYONE Insanity, so thus he made himself into a PUPPET, and it wasn't cute at ALL. It's like a Scorpion and everything. Oh, and he died too. Died under the embrace of some fake puppet mama and papa, uncool cause' Kakashi's daddio killed them.

Huh, my latest chart:

Lyndis' Crush

2D

1)Naruto

2)Sasuke

3)Nico di Angelo

4) Bao

5)Sasori

Part II:CHEWING GUMS:

There was this guy who spoke totally professional English, and Lyi wanted his autograph. Can you believe it? Must be the psycho virus from me. And so fort he was promoting somesort of nice breath chewing gums, and I totally wanted to say,

Lyi told me the answer in this "spot-the-diff" thingy, and then together witl Lyishere's impulse, I SPRINTED tailed by minor hurricane with 120% chakra. I even forgotten my time to---what again? Oh yeah, HESITATION. Which is cool, 'cause I then earned myself a bottle of Strawberry Wringly-whacamalillits.
Oh yeah, and I am also really regretting eating that whole bottle JUST BECAUSE my mint in my tougue was losing the flavour. Today, I can't even savour SOME food JUST BECAUSE my teeth passed ELECTRICITY. Like Auser on your back teeth. Or like Babe sat on my back teeth. SUFFERING.

Part III: 2012

THEATRE on the Conference room. COOL! I had never watch some damned movies with me friends before---except last time I almost watch with LK and Zhen Kin, got busted too, sore subject, I HATE MISFORTUNE!-----and then we got the chance!Okay, kindly ignore the fact that

a) our first attempt---Robin Hood---was suppose to be all "Wah, teenager mah!" and stuffs, but got short because Prince Philip got NUDE---which means NAKED---with ANOTHER nude lady on the bed making babies. Like DAMN, man! Only the Indians are HAPPY, for one thing----hopefully I was mistaken.

b)Second attempt---Toy Story 2----loved the Disney music so much it repeated and repeated and repeated and repeated and repeated----repeating my statement!

In the end we got to watch 2012, and when it came to the almost DYING PART with the Tsunamis and Earthquakes and everything, EVERYBODY strained on it. Now THIS is what movies are.

Oh yeah, and Lyi, I CRIED when I saw this Russian billionaire's boxer got smacked because his master left him there, in the arena, without any support.

NOT COOL

I played hooky, and skipped school. I feel----AWESOME.

Okay, that's it. I had enough of my mom stupidly and also too ferociously messing with my awesome system of reality. That baboon keep jumping up-and-down pointing her finger like she wants to turn me into her banana. href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguYNPWcnpHMOomNSUzbYb7uGikBPTIZFavPTWgDW0FHDV9SJat2igC5Yf09rEi5_go9QzT5yWQrE7wP5uwrNEiRbTXd8SCGbsUqWKo788z_S5rd9U6WWoMJvThlzB4wO7I56UDPI01aPo/s1600/scan0002.jpg">Have you ever seen a baboon losing its banana? The FANGS.
SALIVARY AMYLASE The SOUND POLLUTION! Nico di Angelo TAKE MY SOUL from the depths of THE BABBON'S CRUSH!Oh yeah, after taking my soul, change of plans----let's go somewhere romantic!

Huh. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T go to Genting with a bunch of Psycodian Friends! I can't become the worst customer of Genting ever. Dad was like---->, but he GAVE IN. GAVE IN! But my over-protective plus uptight mom----try making your pants REALLY TIGHT on your top, and your temper will rise like Justin Bieber's Youtube video views----- she must be the reason Disney Pixar had this show named The Incredibles, and Violet has Forcefield power.

I wanna be the one shooting Resident Evil! I wanna see Ken cry a new sea on Earth inside the Terror House thingy! I wanna eat Instant Noodle! I want Lyi to come with moi, but now even I CAN'T come! BUMMED!

Why must a black tornado happened up there on my head to show that I'm BUMMED? Or PISSED OFF?

I am tired of living under her control! I am not a baby anymore!

That's why, I must MOGOK! Create SABOTAGEs!

On second thought, no.

Mom let me buy ANY BOOK I want as a substitution, so I wanna buy Science and Faith by The Script. I sincerly hope I won't get to see

You thought 70 bucks are to buy ONE SUGUS candy? That small book costs MORE than the movie---- and the movie is 3D!

I AM NOT BUYING THE BOOK, not even if it's FREE! If 70 bucks can buy JUstin Bieber, then I buy for you!

THat is called ECONOMIC!

I LIKE FRED! AND PMR IS OVAR!

BOOYAH. PMR IS DONE FOR. I WAS SAYING, "AFTER I EAT, I'M GONNA----WAIT A SEC. I DON'T HAVE TO STUDY ANYMORE! "PMR IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN INFRONT OF MY VERY AWESOME LIFE ANYMORE! ALSO LYISHERE'S LAST TEST. COOL.

I HATE LK! SHE GOT TONS OF AN MO. AND HUNKS. DAMN. I'M STILL STUCK WITH THAT SO-CALLED "LAO GONG" AND NO BETTER MAN TO SAY I LIKE HIM INSTEAD OF LYI'S CHOICE CHEN HUI KEN. HE'S NOT HERE, IS HE? AND SEE DUM-DUM WITH HER LAME BOYFRIEND. I AM GONNA BE A NUN SOMEDAY, AND NOT COOL CAUSE' DUM-DUM'S GONNA HAVE DUM-DUM JUNIORS. MY SKIN SEENS TO BE ALLERGIC TO THIS SUBJECT. IT'S GOOSEBUMPING.

I LIKE BIG TIME RUSH BETTER THAN JUSTIN BOONICK AND JUSTIN BIEBER. BUT JAY CHAO SUCKS LIKE DIAO. HE LOVE TO SAY THAT, RIGHT?JUSTIN BIEBER IS HELL BETTER.

I AM IN THE HYPERACTIVE STATE OF PSYCHONESS.

DON'T TRIGGER ME.

yours truly,

Lyndis

Afterall we----I mean, I---- been through really. REALLY.

[You had a bubble message waiting for you.]

Now, you might ask me," Lyndis Kuo EXPLAIN YOUR EVIL SCAM like RIGHT NOW!" to me. Well, I can only say " GUARDS! ARREST THAT PATHETIC GIRL!" Because you didn't add "Her Royal Dutchess" or "Her Royal Highness" infront of "Lyndis Kuo". You shall be PERISH for this! So, the right word shall be, " Her Royal Dutchess is well or what?"

Now, all you have to do is to say," I, Lyndis' friend, is invited into her party...." DONE!

£1"I didn't get to rule the world! BAD! But I get to rule my life! "

I AM OFFICIALLY FIFTEEN! BOOYAH! BOOYAH! You do NOT know how long I waited for this age to COME! Starting from NINE YEARS OLD! I proudly say,

I RULE DA WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, BECAUSE I AM A FREAK!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BOOYAH!

I am gonna be AWESOME in this age 'cause I RULE! I had thought about this like starting from this year, so ADVENTURES! COME TO MAMA!

Who's mama is this?

£2 "Adventures are the time you walk."

LNN( Lyndis News Network)

Hello Lyndisians, I'm Lyndis KUO. This's the news brought to you by Bernama, Bloomberg and Borders.

1) Lyndis had saw a snake when she was swimming in this forest. It was some stream place in rainforest, pretty remote. It was a watersnake, whereas was it poisonous was undetermined.

2) Lyndis was bummed by her mother becauseshe gloated too much. Now she is entitled "The Avatar Princess (the blue ones)". Good thing the Avatar wasn't really pretty.

3) Lyishere's present for Lyndis is GREYSON CHANCE POSTER SATU KEPING? Good job, Lyi. Less is more, I guess.

4) Lyndis had 53 stars in Mario for now. Finding the Red cap switch. This is the early picture, so only this much stars.

£3 "You can't go far but you can dream. That is what you offer yourself."

THINGS I LIKE

You guys GOTTA KNOW what is my FAV!


£4"Destiny awaits you-------to knock."
Lightning is cool. --->

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Avatar rocks.If I am in this series, I'm with Toph Bei Fong, that green outfitted grey-eyed girl infront! 'CAUSE SHE IS AN EARTHBENDER!

Call this the BLUE-FIRE, not the lamo red one!
Favourite animal named that Hawk. I love cats, but you saw them all over the place!

£5 "I don't want a cat hanging in a tree poster! I want a real cat, hanging in a real tree."

<----A HORSE! Yeah, with a hawk galloping in The Scadinavian mountain hunting with me favourite bows-and-arrow!

P.S. IMAGINE LYNDIS AS THE AN MO GIRL.
I told her to come down there, but look at her! STICKING HER BUTTOCK AND HER FACE!

Like Artemis down there, the goddess of the Moon.
My favourite now! Presenting,

NARUTO

With these two guys, like DUH.

These are the people I like.

If you asked me what are their name, hear me: GET A LIFE! No offense. But if you really DON'T know who are they? Yes, VERY OFFENSIVE TO YOU!

£6 "If I question something unexepected, am I special or nuts?"

The King of Fighters

P.S. There is a guy who ACCUALLY bite a bun in the picture. Found him?
The cute guy's name is Bao! Hard to tell he's a boy, eh?
The red dressed is Mai Shiranui! She was my hero when I was young!

I like younger boys, but I'm NOT a paedophile! My list of older guys are more than younger boys, I calculated them in my diary to prove myself that!

I also like Nico di Angelo! He's the son of Hades, one of those Dark-guys-listed guy. From something-called-duh.Percy jackson!

But his dad didn't look as cute, eventhough he may have cool attitude. He looked like a shadow EVERYWHERE.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Fire Emblem.

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The girl is Lady Lyndis! LIke, ME!

£7 "Dreams, Imagination, Friends, TV and yourself."

I WOULD LOVE TO WRITE ABOUT FRIENDS, I OWE YOU GUYS THIS.

POSTPONED!

DREAMS FOR THE FUTURE

Okay, so you know my dreams! RIDING ON A HORSEY, with a hawk and hunting blah blah blah. Now, may I suggest something else TOO?

That's RIGHT! TOTALLY SPIES! I WANTED to be butt-kicking spies since young, all thanks to Totally Spies! I wanted to be Clover!Their skills ROCK! My fighting stuffs and imagination was inspired by shows like Totally Spies and yeah, Avatar too. Probbaly video games like Bloody Roar or The King of Fighters. Probbaly Naruto.

Santa, I wish I get to be a Earthbender!

Santa, I wish I get to FLY!

Santa, I want to jump into the world of TV!

£8 "History is your past stories, movies are your future possibilities; Days are recording your present, and dreams exist outside time."

Santa, I wanna learn acrobats and Drunken Fist, so I will get to kick some BUTT! But won't kick Osama or Angsy's butt. I'll chopped them off and blast them to the SUN!

Santa, I wanna be a Demigod!----I think. It looked COOL. I wish I can be Hades' child, or plan-B, Apollo's child. Yeah, AWESOME.

If I died, I wanna ask that whoever guy who listen to me TO PLAYBACK MY LIFE!

£9 "Families were bonded by blood and fate; friends were bonded by you and faith."

Thanks, friends, for making my life worth living.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY , LYNDIS.

Yeah, thanks.