Can't I relax?

Great, I'm already at the verge of exploding. I guess my temper isn't as good as I thought. 

Look, I don't know why is everybody SO "WHOA" to those mindfreaks OH I CAN GET INTO THE TUBE OF ICE UNTIL TOMORROW or OH I CAN LET SCORPIONS REPRODUCE IN MY MOUTH or OH I CAN SLEEP INSIDE A COFFIN OF THORNS and other OH-I-CAN stuffs?

I'M NOT A MINDFREAK, BUT I GET TO PULL OUT THE MOST DANGEROUS AND MOST EXTREME STUNTS EVER-----

LIVING WITH TWERP AND DOWNLOADING MUSIC FOR MY MOM*.
* only when I can on my computer, which can't happen unless on holidays and weekends.

You see, my mom doesn't really know how to talk to the Hech-Pee, my laptop. She doesn't know what the heck is that "Start" button doing there, even if she knows the meaning of "start". But SHE does know my "ability" to download  music to her phone. And I guess that's the only thing she knows.

You see, she's normally slim and stuffs, but when she starts to ask me favours, she turns into a BIG, FAT LIAR. She ASSURES me that she's gonna take JUST some time, and that time was 13:00-----

NOW IT'S 16:08.

She started with saying she wants Joe Brooks' Holes Inside, then by the end of the day she asked me to open EVERY LADY ANTEBELLUM SONGS AND JOE BROOKS' SONGS AND DIGI CALLER TUNE. 

I was being in a really DANGEROUS mood, and when I struggled to keep my voice LOW, the outside THUNDER RUMBLED.
No, NOT being dramatic. It's really raining.

And then I struggled to finish the downloading-converting-trimming (Lyn, I DON'T want the intro/Lyn, this is TOO rock/ Lyn, this is NOT the part I want from Guns'n Roses)-saving process. My Hech-Pee ticked me off even more! 
I think that's because both of us have emphaty, and when I was in the middle of a LOST-ALL-CONTROL crisis, Hech-Pee usually has her own "Lag Gei"(lagging) or "Hang Gei"(hang up) and "Doing things all wrong"     processes. 

And that ALSO helps in pissing me off. And then it's an ongoing process.

HELP.

It's obvious. Malaysia has changed, nonetheless.

The nearest mall to us is the MALL----identity changed for private matters----and the world changes to a new day and new day and new day and the mall ALSO changes to a new THING.

Dear couples, or experts in, EWW, LOVE:

What have you guys been up to, hmm? Looks so tired and stuffs. Comb your hair, Edward.

                       If you don't kiss in front of the elevator, it WON'T opens, isn't it? 'Cause I PRESSED the button for it to open, NOT inserting my fabulose tougue into his mouth and then lick lick lick. Um, for the record, I DON'T have a boyfriend, probably due to my aura.
                       And can you guys tell me why do people BITE on their couples' ears? My mom has ALWAYS told me that Africans have food shortage, but I can STILL see their ears. So please explain their good behaior and we dear Malaysians' ____(fill in the blanks)____ behavior.

Annie said she keeps seeing couples "MMM... MY BABE... NO, PLEASE DON'T... MMMM... YOU ARE SO BAD.." in front of the lifts, which isn't making any sense. Are we gonna say "I do" in front of the lifts in the future?

"I...I do..." 
"TING!"

There was even THIS time when me and Lao Bu wanted to distribute our company flyers to some REALLY OLD FOLKS. We targetted this pair of husband-and-wife, and NOT An Mo (Foreigners). They stopped at the bathroom and suddenly the man said,


"Okay, my dear... I'll be waiting for you...."

AND THEN THEY FRENCH-KISS, SWAYING THEIR HEADS AND STUFFS!

And then turned out, THE WOMAN WAS JUST GOING TO THE TOILET!

I once said a theory, that on Valentines, people eat chocolates.
And then their teeth blackens.
 

That's why they needed kissing, BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO CLEAN EACH OTHER'S TEETH!

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! BOOYAH!

And because of that, moi had her annual Do-You-Know-Lyn Test again!
The questions are like JOKES to Lyishere.

1. When do I like Naruto?
A One year ago  B Two years ago   C Three years ago  D Since FOREVER!
Ans:C
Look, people think that I LOVE Naruto so much it MUST be since young, the way "emotional" scar works. But the prob is, I HATE NARUTO when I was YOUNG. But since that I am a Number 5 person, I can quickly change attitudes. So, it happened three years ago.


2. What's my latest favourite show?
A Fish Hooks   B Nurarihyon no Mago  C Merlin  D Ben10 Alien Force
Ans:B

You don't even need to ask your grandma. If she sits besides me for a day, she can even tell you the descriptions and details like she reads all the nerdy anime stuffs. Because I NAG when it comes to this.


3. Which an mo is gonna make me fall-head-over-heels FIRST?
A Brown hair with hazel eyes  B White hair with grey eyes  C Blond hair with blue eyes  D Black eyes with blue eyes
Ans: C
A true friend would know who to introduce to me when they want me to have a boyfriend.


4. Pick one subjective question to answer:
i) Write 5 songs Lyn guaranteed like
The man who can't be moved, Science and Faith, Set fire to the rain, Mr.Saxobeat, Good Life...
ii) Ninja and actress, which will I choose?
SIAO! OF COURSE NINJA!


5. States:
i) Lyn's fav number: number 9
ii)Lyn's fav colours: red and black, the colour of chaos?
iii)Lyn's favourite quotes: Booyah, What the Hell, si bei kao lat


6. Lyn's most desirable weapons would be:
A Bow and arrows  B Axe  C Sword  D Whip  E Bazooka
Ans: B
My friends are generally right about one thing, is that if I kill, it will take time. BUT THEY THOUGHT I WOULD USE A WHIP! NO! I TORTURE them by slicing their heads off and when they turned into spirits, they WILL suffer LACK OF HEAD! Believe me, there are ACCUALLY a LOT of people without heads----or BRAINS.


7. State three video games I GUARANTEED liked:
Ans: DUH! Resident Evil, Dissidia Final Fantasy (Can't read roman, that's why I like THIS one without the roman numbering), Monster Hunter 3, KOF, blah blah blah...

8. My fav snacks:
A Wedges  B French Fries C salad  D GCB
Ans: B 
So obvious, makan macam anjing pun...


9. The thing I really really wanted would be:
A PSP    B iPad  C A boyfriend! D An An Mo!
Ans: A
WHAT THE HELL! I EVEN ENTERED SOME PRETIGIOUS CONTEST TO WIN SOME STUPID MONEY TO BUY A PSP! HARDCORE, MAN!

10. What was the gift I bought myself?
A Nura DVD loh
B sot! Who buys for themselves?
C Naruto collection! WEEEE
D McD french fries tiga packs

Ans: A
Do you know I went to the NERDIEST PLACE EVER TO GET THIS? How nerdy, you say? VERY FUNNY. There was a FAT NERD standing there watching an anime WITHOUT SUBTITLES. And then HE had a PSP. So he was like, 
"Hahaha-----gaming------hahahaha---gaming..."
And then a  Black guy stared at me with interest! A mental hospital in disguise! 










Anyway, today was GREAT HELL AWESOME! I NEVER thought that SO MANY PEOPLE would CARED! I kinda thought that it would be a little MORE regular! I guess my friends are DOWNRIGHT SUCCESSFUL in their friend's birthday. 
Because birthdays are to make that person HAPPY TO BE BORNED in this world.

Our friendship is like Powerpuff Girls! In some episodes we du lan each other, but WE ALWAYS BE FRIENDS!


P.S. I pretended to be MUTE before recess to symbolize the World Before I was Borned
P.S.S Friends, your gifts ROCK. That GURI made me scream.

My mom is weird!

Suddenly she's all BACK to "Mummy" when I was 6 years old. I'm gonna be 16 after thirteen days----TEN YEARS, OKAY? SUDDENLY she's back.

YESTERDAY, "Mummy" is back. And it was September 1st. So I guess it's a lucky sign. Can she keep it up until my birthday? Thank you very much, the author of my life.

How to differentiate MUMMYS and MOTHERS

MUMMYS: Talk nicely and joke around and laugh at your jokes.

MOTHERS: Nags all day and when she screams so much it's as if her mouth's gonna fall off.

Mothers also have issues with me, although I'm generally the BEST daughter ever.

My Birthday is coming. I don't know how am I gonna celebrate it. It's 16, you know. But, I don't know what's about me that's worth celebrating for. Hey Lyi, what's the best thing about me, huh?

Isshhh, I wish I can have THREE wishes that day, those that DON'T backfires. I'm NOT SO intelligent enough to think that much till it's a foolproof one.

Don't worry. I won't cut myself.

Okay, I can't take this any longer. My kidney's expanding, and soon I'll end up a monster. I even shut Lady GaGa's mouth cause' I wasn't borned to SUFFER THIS! I've always believe that things will have to be WORSE before it goes better, but my bungee belt of LIFE must had snapped and I'm shooting down.

I'm shooting down.

I'm shooting down .

I'm......BLAH, FORGET IT. There's no limit in this fall doesn't it? I will probably starve to death before I reach the bottom and die. Hey, WHOEVER-YOU-ARE-WRITING-MY-LIFE! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? HELLO?

You know, if it wasn't because yesterday was Lyishere's dear Day, I would say yesterday was rabbiting SUCKISH. I'm sorry I'm saying so. But there's so much I wanted to apologize too. Especially to her.

1) I didn't get to attend her birthday party. Sixteen, in fact.

I'm not like you guys. Get to go partying till don't-know-what a.m. just because today is some day called Friday and then you puked into a shoe. It's a WAR to go to parties in HERE. I turn most down----and then pretend that the parties aren't epic.

This time, it's Lyishere's.

I'd pissed her off a couple of times, and she's got some talents in that too. Er, no offence.

But I will NEVER BREAK A PROMISE. Not HERS. Not my BEST FRIEND'S.

Mom promised that she would let me go a long time ago. But then after her crazy thing, I told Lyi I don't know if I would've attended and then she yelled and broke her promise. She doesn't know how embarrassing she was.Nope, no idea.

And then Lyishere's the first person to have made me locked in a jamban door NOT because I want to defecate or shh-shh. I accually sobbed. It was Level God to NOT choked up and sound light when I'd called her to explain.

I'm sorry I'd broken a promise. I'm sorry I made you feel hopeful. Shouldn't be that way.

Happy 16th Birthday.

2) The Eco Barfs won in ITC.

Look. I probably can be a Singaporeon woman with my newfound ability to kiasu. During the last time me and Sandy were in Malaysian's ITC, battling to get into Thailand, THE ECO JACKASSES'D BEATEN US. I'd felt insulted ever since.

Really, if Malaysia HAD won, I expect it to be my friends. NOT THEM. NOT THE JACKASS WHO MADE ME LOOK LIKE "SAKAI" WITH MY PSP DREAM. They LAUGHED at OUR demise----TOOK OUR AIR TICKET---MET MY ANMOS------

Look carefully. MALAYSIA'd won. NOT "We won" or "Hoy's team won". And then my kidney blasts here.

WHAT THE HELL! THIS IS A BIG MYSTERY OKAY? THEY SUCK! SUCK ! FUCK A DUCK!

I wants to put up my skyscrapper:

HOW CAN THEY WIN? WHAT'S THIS, DOOMSDAY TOMORROW? ONE WONDER OF THE WORLD?

I'd read Modern Math and Add Math before----so I KNOW LOGIC WITHOUT WAKING UP FROM MY SLEEP. Then don't DON'T COMPARE TO ME IN IMAGINATIONS!

BUT IN BOTH SUBJECTS,

HOW COULD THEY WIN? HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

MORE unlogical than Barney the purple dinasour!

Thank Lyi for telling me what's a swagger.

I wanna pack my stuffs and move into one place that seems safe now:

THE MENTAL HOSPITAL.

Buried Alive!

Okay, I don't know what the heck that was about. I just watched it on Channel Max, five people got buried in five different coffins. And then one died! The film was filmed in a way involving different cameras, and it involves some lunatic mental-prob guy who used to be bullied by them. That's the moral of the story. DON'T BULLY. When it comes back, it KILLS.

Yeah, I got my Math papers. I really think of re-living the Primary school experience-----everyone got better grades than mine, and I have to SMILE infront of things complicating. Anyway, what else do I do? I LAUGH EVEN WHEN I SMACK MY SPOT ON THE SHARP CORNER OF A TABLE! I mean, it happened that time, and my face turned red and my spot cried its tear through me. THAT WAS EMBARRASSING. Jaycee did it.

My Add Math got an F. 27.5------------OUT OF 100. I am NOT impressed. But anyway, now my life is complete----with not just successes, and failures that sound stupidly funny yayaya. Oh crap, Miley Cyrus sings suckier than Cody yaya. My ears are polluted. Give me a bottle of Dettol.

And then the remote Control to switch another channel.

LK got a serious Love Problem. That's why, to clear things up, I NEED to open up a Qualification Criteria. But heck, my sis is pushing me, so fine. Leave it next time.

"MARTIN, LEAVE LK ALONE UNTIL YOU GOT AN LK LICENSE."

We May only Have tonight.

I know I didn't pass my Maths up, so tomorrow my Modern maths, which I don't know what sorta epic grade I'm getting, will go even LOWER 'cause I didn't hand my stuffs up. I know I SUCK in Mandarin Paper----or should I say, ALIEN LANGUAGE, and "language" doesn't even pronounce as "lan-wage", only "lan-guakge", because nothing's impossible.----- and that I'd got only 53/100, which way passed my nightmare's limit-----reality IS the nightmare, my new conclusion----.

But we have tonight.

Oh, and yeah, I HATE me class. One thing for sure, THIS CLASS SUCKS. It sucks even MORE than my Mandarin Paper. Look at this set notation:

4B={cheaters, weirdos, nicies, smartypants that scares you, changed friend(s)}

Right, so this post is SPECIFICALLY NOT FOR EVERYONE, rated " mature people and kids only." Now, I know this maybe TOO frankly, but it's about a friend who INDIRECTLY cheated at class.

Now, I KNOW to have a big guy like Unknown X as you BIG FRIEND is a BIG COMPLETMENT, but he ain't your father, you know. He WANTS your lousy-stinking answer, AND as someone who's SUPPOSE to know what is right and what is wrong, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T LET HIM SEE YOUR ANSWER SHIT----NOT a typing error----. I CAN'T believe you TALKED ABOUT IT like some BIG I-just-saved-America mission, saying bullshits about how he couldn't see your answer and stuffs. Now THAT is JUST NOT OUR FRIEND here!

OKay, so maybe YOU think I am being fuddy-duddy here, but tell you what: there was a Modern Maths question she didn't know how to solve, and then her Unknown X friend threw her a piece of paper at last minute. She "didn't know it was the answer and copied it full on my paper" and then after passing up "then I know it's the correct answer for that particular question".

Dude, me and my another friend were like telepathing. Telepathing WHAT? Go figure, you intelligent mankind.

That is JUST BOGUS! FOR A BOY? You let the guy cheated. FOR WHAT? You looked at the piece of paper? DUDE! WHERE IS YOUR MARUAH DIRI? Whoa. PENDIDIKAN YANG TIDAK BERKESAN!

Infact when I said "Heck, we rather fail than cheating!" to my friend, the punk kinda-sorta-rolled her eyes and said, " I'm not THAT noble."

Fine. Not-noble-lady. We are still friends anyway. Not that you could do anything.

Anyway, TODAY IS GONNA BE A GOODNIGHT. I'm all LIGHT without the pressure of EXAMS, and imagine me having fun right now because it's NOVEMBER already.

"Still waiting for adventures."