NOT COOL

I played hooky, and skipped school. I feel----AWESOME.

Okay, that's it. I had enough of my mom stupidly and also too ferociously messing with my awesome system of reality. That baboon keep jumping up-and-down pointing her finger like she wants to turn me into her banana. href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguYNPWcnpHMOomNSUzbYb7uGikBPTIZFavPTWgDW0FHDV9SJat2igC5Yf09rEi5_go9QzT5yWQrE7wP5uwrNEiRbTXd8SCGbsUqWKo788z_S5rd9U6WWoMJvThlzB4wO7I56UDPI01aPo/s1600/scan0002.jpg">Have you ever seen a baboon losing its banana? The FANGS.
SALIVARY AMYLASE The SOUND POLLUTION! Nico di Angelo TAKE MY SOUL from the depths of THE BABBON'S CRUSH!Oh yeah, after taking my soul, change of plans----let's go somewhere romantic!

Huh. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T go to Genting with a bunch of Psycodian Friends! I can't become the worst customer of Genting ever. Dad was like---->, but he GAVE IN. GAVE IN! But my over-protective plus uptight mom----try making your pants REALLY TIGHT on your top, and your temper will rise like Justin Bieber's Youtube video views----- she must be the reason Disney Pixar had this show named The Incredibles, and Violet has Forcefield power.

I wanna be the one shooting Resident Evil! I wanna see Ken cry a new sea on Earth inside the Terror House thingy! I wanna eat Instant Noodle! I want Lyi to come with moi, but now even I CAN'T come! BUMMED!

Why must a black tornado happened up there on my head to show that I'm BUMMED? Or PISSED OFF?

I am tired of living under her control! I am not a baby anymore!

That's why, I must MOGOK! Create SABOTAGEs!

On second thought, no.

Mom let me buy ANY BOOK I want as a substitution, so I wanna buy Science and Faith by The Script. I sincerly hope I won't get to see

You thought 70 bucks are to buy ONE SUGUS candy? That small book costs MORE than the movie---- and the movie is 3D!

I AM NOT BUYING THE BOOK, not even if it's FREE! If 70 bucks can buy JUstin Bieber, then I buy for you!

THat is called ECONOMIC!

I LIKE FRED! AND PMR IS OVAR!

BOOYAH. PMR IS DONE FOR. I WAS SAYING, "AFTER I EAT, I'M GONNA----WAIT A SEC. I DON'T HAVE TO STUDY ANYMORE! "PMR IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN INFRONT OF MY VERY AWESOME LIFE ANYMORE! ALSO LYISHERE'S LAST TEST. COOL.

I HATE LK! SHE GOT TONS OF AN MO. AND HUNKS. DAMN. I'M STILL STUCK WITH THAT SO-CALLED "LAO GONG" AND NO BETTER MAN TO SAY I LIKE HIM INSTEAD OF LYI'S CHOICE CHEN HUI KEN. HE'S NOT HERE, IS HE? AND SEE DUM-DUM WITH HER LAME BOYFRIEND. I AM GONNA BE A NUN SOMEDAY, AND NOT COOL CAUSE' DUM-DUM'S GONNA HAVE DUM-DUM JUNIORS. MY SKIN SEENS TO BE ALLERGIC TO THIS SUBJECT. IT'S GOOSEBUMPING.

I LIKE BIG TIME RUSH BETTER THAN JUSTIN BOONICK AND JUSTIN BIEBER. BUT JAY CHAO SUCKS LIKE DIAO. HE LOVE TO SAY THAT, RIGHT?JUSTIN BIEBER IS HELL BETTER.

I AM IN THE HYPERACTIVE STATE OF PSYCHONESS.

DON'T TRIGGER ME.

yours truly,

Lyndis

Afterall we----I mean, I---- been through really. REALLY.

[You had a bubble message waiting for you.]

Now, you might ask me," Lyndis Kuo EXPLAIN YOUR EVIL SCAM like RIGHT NOW!" to me. Well, I can only say " GUARDS! ARREST THAT PATHETIC GIRL!" Because you didn't add "Her Royal Dutchess" or "Her Royal Highness" infront of "Lyndis Kuo". You shall be PERISH for this! So, the right word shall be, " Her Royal Dutchess is well or what?"

Now, all you have to do is to say," I, Lyndis' friend, is invited into her party...." DONE!

£1"I didn't get to rule the world! BAD! But I get to rule my life! "

I AM OFFICIALLY FIFTEEN! BOOYAH! BOOYAH! You do NOT know how long I waited for this age to COME! Starting from NINE YEARS OLD! I proudly say,

I RULE DA WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, BECAUSE I AM A FREAK!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BOOYAH!

I am gonna be AWESOME in this age 'cause I RULE! I had thought about this like starting from this year, so ADVENTURES! COME TO MAMA!

Who's mama is this?

£2 "Adventures are the time you walk."

LNN( Lyndis News Network)

Hello Lyndisians, I'm Lyndis KUO. This's the news brought to you by Bernama, Bloomberg and Borders.

1) Lyndis had saw a snake when she was swimming in this forest. It was some stream place in rainforest, pretty remote. It was a watersnake, whereas was it poisonous was undetermined.

2) Lyndis was bummed by her mother becauseshe gloated too much. Now she is entitled "The Avatar Princess (the blue ones)". Good thing the Avatar wasn't really pretty.

3) Lyishere's present for Lyndis is GREYSON CHANCE POSTER SATU KEPING? Good job, Lyi. Less is more, I guess.

4) Lyndis had 53 stars in Mario for now. Finding the Red cap switch. This is the early picture, so only this much stars.

£3 "You can't go far but you can dream. That is what you offer yourself."

THINGS I LIKE

You guys GOTTA KNOW what is my FAV!


£4"Destiny awaits you-------to knock."
Lightning is cool. --->

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Avatar rocks.If I am in this series, I'm with Toph Bei Fong, that green outfitted grey-eyed girl infront! 'CAUSE SHE IS AN EARTHBENDER!

Call this the BLUE-FIRE, not the lamo red one!
Favourite animal named that Hawk. I love cats, but you saw them all over the place!

£5 "I don't want a cat hanging in a tree poster! I want a real cat, hanging in a real tree."

<----A HORSE! Yeah, with a hawk galloping in The Scadinavian mountain hunting with me favourite bows-and-arrow!

P.S. IMAGINE LYNDIS AS THE AN MO GIRL.
I told her to come down there, but look at her! STICKING HER BUTTOCK AND HER FACE!

Like Artemis down there, the goddess of the Moon.
My favourite now! Presenting,

NARUTO

With these two guys, like DUH.

These are the people I like.

If you asked me what are their name, hear me: GET A LIFE! No offense. But if you really DON'T know who are they? Yes, VERY OFFENSIVE TO YOU!

£6 "If I question something unexepected, am I special or nuts?"

The King of Fighters

P.S. There is a guy who ACCUALLY bite a bun in the picture. Found him?
The cute guy's name is Bao! Hard to tell he's a boy, eh?
The red dressed is Mai Shiranui! She was my hero when I was young!

I like younger boys, but I'm NOT a paedophile! My list of older guys are more than younger boys, I calculated them in my diary to prove myself that!

I also like Nico di Angelo! He's the son of Hades, one of those Dark-guys-listed guy. From something-called-duh.Percy jackson!

But his dad didn't look as cute, eventhough he may have cool attitude. He looked like a shadow EVERYWHERE.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Fire Emblem.

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The girl is Lady Lyndis! LIke, ME!

£7 "Dreams, Imagination, Friends, TV and yourself."

I WOULD LOVE TO WRITE ABOUT FRIENDS, I OWE YOU GUYS THIS.

POSTPONED!

DREAMS FOR THE FUTURE

Okay, so you know my dreams! RIDING ON A HORSEY, with a hawk and hunting blah blah blah. Now, may I suggest something else TOO?

That's RIGHT! TOTALLY SPIES! I WANTED to be butt-kicking spies since young, all thanks to Totally Spies! I wanted to be Clover!Their skills ROCK! My fighting stuffs and imagination was inspired by shows like Totally Spies and yeah, Avatar too. Probbaly video games like Bloody Roar or The King of Fighters. Probbaly Naruto.

Santa, I wish I get to be a Earthbender!

Santa, I wish I get to FLY!

Santa, I want to jump into the world of TV!

£8 "History is your past stories, movies are your future possibilities; Days are recording your present, and dreams exist outside time."

Santa, I wanna learn acrobats and Drunken Fist, so I will get to kick some BUTT! But won't kick Osama or Angsy's butt. I'll chopped them off and blast them to the SUN!

Santa, I wanna be a Demigod!----I think. It looked COOL. I wish I can be Hades' child, or plan-B, Apollo's child. Yeah, AWESOME.

If I died, I wanna ask that whoever guy who listen to me TO PLAYBACK MY LIFE!

£9 "Families were bonded by blood and fate; friends were bonded by you and faith."

Thanks, friends, for making my life worth living.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY , LYNDIS.

Yeah, thanks.

Probbaly the LAST TWICE time

Hey, let's not be that pathetic, okay? Let's be the whole hopelessly optimistic. VERY HELL optimistic.
After trial, it will be three or four days of giving out test papers and nothing to bring to school, just you and your face and some hanky or tissues for good measure.
Then, some lamos "This year PMR risaulah..." or "You all not bad in Trials too..."----TWO different possible comments. Let's DO THE LATTER. And then show it IN ANGSY'S FACE! Make her shut up for a while won't do any bad thing to the universe's order, right?
Lyishere, remember to boost yourself from the world of Emo, cause' if Dorkula got all emo-wanna-cut-myself scheme again, your emo won't help. Same goes to you too, Lao Bu, Guri, Cindy and some other bunch. Especially you, LYNDIS. Don't caught dead crying hopelessly for A PIECE OF PAPER.
Anyway, after hopeless bunch of so-called HELPING EXERCISE----okay, maybe it WILL help, I mean, lack of exercise is the main thing I lost----it will be Gerak Gempur, No idea what does it do. But hey, it won't be as worse as PMR.
And then PMR. I don't know what WILL happened then.

THEN FREEDOM!

Think about what COULD YOU DO! I would do tons of video, tons of stuffs I like. I would publish my novel, earn money to go USA. I would play Bloody Roar all day, I would go to school to film my life in SMK PBP(1) I would make sure that Lyi's last days on school would be SO HELL AWESOME! I would go crazy let everyone knows I'm Lyndis! I would go slumber parties and not to mention sleepovers at Lyi's house---wish not that much of dust so that I won't get all allergic---- I would throw away all me books and cuss at them violently!

Lotsa things to do.

I HATE LYISHERE, man.

DAMN! I got bummed for NOTHING. And I CAN'T belive that I wrote

" Dr. Lyishere said she won't give me another Silent Treatment again."



Oh, and yeah. Justin Bieber didn't get into our friendship. But this time, IT'S WORSE THAN THAT.



See, Lyishere got this weird case of Cry Sendimental thing. She cried almost for NOTHING. She cried while laughing! She cried while talking! WHAT THE HELL, when she was talking about Titanic, she just paused real long and her eyes got watery and I said " Hey, maybe Bieber would like DEEP girls." And then I called her a Cryer and allin a sudden she said she doesn't wanna talk to me anymore the end.

HELLO? LIKE WHY THE HECK IS THAT AN ISSUE TO BE PUNISHED? It's even less sensible than the whole Bieber-Dog thingy. So now what, you rather talk to your History paper than me, huh? UNFAIR!

And she also did that to Dorkula! Together we wanna make her laugh.

Lyn: What should I do?

Dork: I GUJI you!

Lyi:...

Lyn: JUSTIN BIEBER IS COMING!

Dork: Oh no, not Bieber too!

Lyn: Hello, this s Justin Bieber how can I help you?

Dork: HAHAHAHA! Help Lyi!

Lyn: Hey LYISHERE...



It's called "useless"! That is SOOOO HELLL NOT COOL. I mean, Justin Bieber is like her 99.99% love interest, and now she GAVE BIEBER SILENT TREATMENT! I'm SO dissapointed.

They say the more Silent Teatment she gave, the more your friendship improved, but I DON't wanna measure our friendship like that.

JB is real sad. Me too. Dork too.

TOGETHER WE CRY.

ODD RABBIT THEM.

It's so unfair, today is suppose to be fun and nice, it was. But by now Lyndis is struggling not to point her favourite finger at the Undead Banshees.

I think I lost.

But tell you what? They deserves this, they deserves all middle fingers from the entire universe, plus my toes. They really really

SUCKS

Oh yeah they do. They suck the hell of my mood, they sure know how to put me dead. I booed and show them my best thumbs down. I wish and also hope that they saw it and appreciate it.

Some bitchy girls with white T-shirt and Black ties like they are sexy or something. WHAT THE HELL, when I heard that they are the WINNER OF THE BEST GROUP SINGERS I wanna jump up there to throw them or shout at them THAT INSTANCE.

THEY DON'T DESREVE THIS! THEIR SINGING SUCK! SUCK AND UNFORGIVABLE! I WAS DISGUSTED and I first hear this, and I said to Lyishere, " I don't know why Angsy's partner let them in, we sholud get their place."

I REALLY wanna use their clothes to wipe the floor, that floorful of spilt drinks and stuffs. Maybe, make them LICK it instead. I even wanna throw some of the split food on the ground to them, wish they heard me booing them, and also kick their butt off skipping down the stairs like skip rocks. I want them to go down, crush on the floor till teeth broke, since they like it so much.

What's more, they are those gal-ly gals, snobby and sissy with hair towering down with some part and giggling with boys and pretending to be all ROCKHARD and stuffs... Who are they fooling? Even the wall can tell.

I HATE THEM.

I'm Back!

Hey people of this kingdom! Miss your dutchess? Me too! Thanks to that LK's project, the Fare Thee Well, Best Friend thingy. I did it for like THREE weeks!It's a hard job, also a challenge. But still, challenges are fun, and this video is success!


Anyway, things had been hell up lately, Friends are all BETTER than usual. No more Doctor Lyishere's Silent Treatment. She quit being a pathetic doctor. Hip hip hooray. She said that there's no way Justin Bieber's gonna come into our way of friendship anymore. No way, Nuh-uh. I hope she wasn't trying to give an earlier birthday gift.



But still, friends are getting along fine, with occasional Dorkula's sulk----but hey, that is what nature are. I guess before the chaos arrive, girls just get along more.




I got three quizzes in Facebook!




1) What bender am I? Answer: Earthbender!




I had always KNEW that moi is this, but still I wished that I was wrong, cause I wanna be a firebender, or an Avatar, Lao Bu, I'm not saying the arrow-guy, okay? Just the power!

P.S. The arrow-guy is cute.



The answer said,



You are rock hard, wield the element of earth. Stand tall and true to your belief. Won't back down from dispute and not letting people telling you how to live your life. You are headstrong and confident, but you are also stubborn. Some see you being cocky and hard to deal with. You have trouble accepting that you are wrong and can't stand being beaten.


Do you guys think so?





2) WHAT CHARACTER OF NARUTO ARE YOU? Answer: Gaara

Look at this guy! Is he CREEPY? I KNOW! I hate him! How UNCOOL! DAMN! I see NOTHING we have in common. NOTHING AT ALL. Probbaly a lil Dorkula, but NOT LYNDIS!

Atleast it's better than Lyi's Kakashi. WAIT. Kakashi is cuter than him!

Answer said,

You have a demon inside you. You're mysterious, lean, quick, and always right next to your friends. You can survive almost anything, even the desert.

The answer may look cool, but I think he's flattering me.

3) What age do you act? Answer: 7-10 kids!

This is the best I tell ya'! The question is totally ridiculous, and not to mention stupid. But te result KNOWS me! I can't believe it! I gotta give more credit to that guy.

The answer said,

You act like a child. You still like to have fun but you can get really annoying.

IT'S HELL TRUE!

Well, I'm going. See 'ya!

And tell me which do you think is TRUE!