One day

Somebody gave me a drink. You know what they say,


TEE FANG GUAI SHU SHU.
avoid weird uncle(?)

Sorry, not enough time to draw. so you guys need imaginations this time!
And the I DRANK the juice, because I'm not one for REFUSING. And then SUDDENLY I went COLLAPSIG, and the next thing I know, I AM AT SCHOOL!



DON'T TRY THIS TO ME! I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR NOSE MY EARRINGS! CAUSE' MOI'S HITTING

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LIke BOOYAH! My school life ended like TOO fast, man! It's like we have a BUNCH of games in an afternoon, so much in so less. But to tell the truth, what makes my school life something like a Percy Jackson's Quest it's because of my






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EVER, LYISHERE! and other friends. Sorry, small, 'cause I was suppose to empasize her.


FOR YOU TOO, LK!




Today's HER last day, kinda like that damned LK. LIke WHYYYYYYYYY MY pals HAVE to GO? Uh, abusing my kindness! I'm SO HELL GONNA MISS LYI, probbaly even Justin Bieber's insolent stories----I CAN'T be the HateBieb who has TOO much knowledge on Bieber than PMR subject anymore! Huh, a loss. Too dignified to be STUPID!

We made TONS of AWESOME half-poem-half-raps! I know I would LOSE WAY MORE THAN JUST THE LYISHERE PERSON, what if I lost a friend who ECOURAGES me to PSYCHO enough blast the school? Like this Half-poem-half-raps. There are probbaly the LAST stuff we made to BLAST the world and make people LAUGH. I'm SO GONNA MISS than opputurnity. I LOVE the way things are, and now I HAVE to make changes.

DAMN IT! Nice challenge. but NOT a KIND CHALLENGE.


Though today COULD be boring, and I DIDN'T give Guri her gift NOR Lyi her Bieberlogy book: I'm suppose to give her the book when I'm done, with ME being the postwoman, but you know, to BE with me BEST pal for one last time in this DOWDY school outfit in a Friday is MORE like a mission already. It marks The End to Lyndis and Lyishere's Adventure! NOT the BEST ending, but a SWEET ending.


I think if the police saw me crazy and hyperactive, he may say,





"APA NI? KAMU GILAKAH?"




Whatever. In your life, NO GILA,YOU NEVER LIVE BEFORE. WHAT THE HELL, I DANCED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, ALMOST GOT BANG MY CAR AND STILL WANT TO SAY I GILA?

DUDE, Naruto's gonna FACE WORLD WAR FOUR! AWESOME! FIGHT! Every DEAD were SUMMONED! Back from the story, even NICE DEAD PEOPLE's gonna help the bad guys, because the bad guys SUMMONED them, whe Kabuto---the BAD guy--- CONTROLLED THROUGHLY their power, HELLO FIGHTING MACHINES! BOOYAH!

AND THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOO MANY WHITEHOT COMBATS AROUD THE WORLD! WHAT THE HELL! It's BEUTIFUL!

Right, no Naruto for awhile. Sorry, easily distracted.

One day, Lyndis witnessed the Doomsday in 2012. The aliens saved Lyndis and her pals, but Lyn remembered Lyishere and Masashi Kishimoto are STILL down there. Now, ther are only ONE more space, orelse the spaceship will be too heavy to fly. In 10 seconds, water's gonna kill them all.

9 sec: Lyishere's Lyn's best friend. Should save her, right?

8 sec: But Kishimoto DIDN'T finish that DAMNED comic!

7 sec: What to do? What to do?

6 sec:I REALLY WANT Lyi to be alive, I had a lot of fun with her! But, she left me when I was 15... naruto NEVER did. But I CANNOT abandon my BEST FRIEND. But if I let Kishimoto STAYS, then he will write to the water.

5 sec: I KNOW i just CAN'T leave KIshimoto around. He's a GENIUS, and it's not right to let a doofus to TAKE his place! But what about LYi? She's my BEST, I CANNOT leave him! Alien said really JUST one space. No squeezing would do.

4 sec: That's it, Kishimoto's coming up. He's JUMPING in. COME ON!

3 sec: The spaceship 's gonna take off in 2 sec---- AND THE DOOR'S CLOSING.

2 sec: I yanked the door, jump down and push that Lyishere inside and Justin Bieber's inside too. DAMN IT. Bieber juniors in Mercury.

1 sec: I closed the door, right before the spaceship took off.

0 sec: I am so noble. (Last word)

Anyway, today's the end I OFFICIALLY DECLARED,

The End of Lyi and Lyn's Adveture part 1.

I heart you, you heart me,

Lyi heart Lyn and Lyn heart Lyi,

Lyndis heart Naruto Uzumaki,

Lyisher heart Katy Perry.

BOOYAH! LYISHERE'S FAREWELL PARTAY!

AT FIRST when my nice-not-like-a-baboon you-know-who said that TO me, I thought MY LIFE IS DOOM! Lyi's farewell party is MY MOST IMPORTANT MATTER-OF-LIFE-AND-DEATH thing, not like those every morning-brush-my-party thing. Well, I COULD have RUN TO IOI MALL with my borned talent-----BORNED talent: MY FEET!

But, my nicer dad gave me his blessing, which means he helped ,e out. I just have to DAYDREAMED when my mom BLAH BLAH BLAH, and that was the time I realized that there are TWO things that could make a person LOST HER MIND and GIVE IN: charmspeaking or KEEP REPEATING YOUR LINE.

And I WAS IN!

STUFFS WE DID:

• Singing songs like complete idiots in Redbox
• Watching Tong Yan, 3D! MAN, I keep laughing at the WRONG part, like somebody out from the Mental Asylum. And then when it comes to the part when the ghosts are suppose to SCARE THE HECK OF YOU, my sight was 50%, because I have to use my hanky to cover my eyes. I even bit my hankercheif to calm myself down.
• I kept asking Zhe Kin, " Calling Zhe Kin, are you still there?" and stuffs, I mean I didn't HEAR A BIT from her, figured she may be sucked into the screen right now. Atleast Cindy said something.
• We sang again!

IT WAS FUN! AND AWESOME! I DON'T EVEN NEED TO BLOG AT ALL, CAUSE I AM SURE THIS MEMORY WILL BE GLUED IN MY MIND FOREVER!

I HOPE Lyishere had fun! Cause this was for her!

I wanna start a fight!

It was unhealthy, naturally. I was barking and giving bad examples to my younger sis, but yeah, WHO CARES? Pregnant women should TOTALLY stay away from moi, 'cause you don't want your baby to be exposed to Lyndis-radioactivity. See, it was about my beuty-queen----yes, I'm JEALOUSE!----sister, apparently so-called "Exceeding Hardworking Limits".

After sometime:

Yes, so it was about my HARDWORKING sister, SO HARDWORKING that I do all the chores for her----Oh, so she's HARD/HATT(hot), while I'm WORKING. So you're suppose to tell me THIS is called "co-operating"? Like yeah, everyday she dumped her godforsaken dishes on me basin, and then, "Da Jie, I need to go tuition now!" So WHAT? Don't you know I can THROW HER DAMNED DISHES AT HER HEAD AND MAKE HER UTTERLY STUPID----Considering she's already STUPID-AWARDED!
If I'm not cussing, TELL ME WHO AM I! OF COURSE I CUSSED, and so badly that thunder roamed, like WHATEVER! My mouth was so FOUL, that I believe Lyi would even slam me with a frying pan to just shut me up!

Whe it came to THAT hour, it's accually NOTHING to DO with my sis anymore. I DON'T CARE(Guri: Care-eh-eh-eh-eh!) if Thunder Grandpa's gonna zap me into millio pieces, BECAUSE IT DESERVES IT!

FUCK A DONKEY, SAKURA HARUNO, RABITTING COCK-SUCKING DIE AND DON'T LEAVE YOUR PALACE IN HELL EVER AGAIN!

Now, do you understand why Lyi should bang me with her Lambhoghini?----Whatever the spelling is----.

UHHH! THAT SUCKISH BITCHY JACKASS, ALWAYS THE SHOWCAR!----And if she stands beside any car, THAT TAUGE BANKRUPT!---- EVERY CAMERA SHINES ON HER----no, I'm NOT jeolouse about whatever she has-----Like WHAT? The others like Hinata, TenTen, Ino, Temari and such are TRANSGENDERS? They are BOYS now? Do you really have to make the boys in that series act like THEY NEVER SAW A MOTHER?

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HER!
I WISH I CAN TORMENT HER, IN THE WAY JIGSAW DOES! I HATE that Jigsaw guy tormenting people and stuffs, but when it comes to Sakura---THAT HELL WITH IT!

And THIS is my plan:

1) First, see the rings around her bodies? They were fastened into her skin.

2) The rings slowly twisting her body parts to the direction against her muscles. Twisting SLOWLY, and SLOWLY, her neck bone CRACKED, organs tearing apart, bones snapping.

3) All she have to do is to use the key to stop the machine besides her. She has to use the knife to SCOOP her eyeball out in her lefteye, because the key was hidden there, INSIDE. Will she DO THAT? Will YOU do that?

4) 2 minutes, and her head turned 180, a staright line, DEAD.

Do you guys like it? I think I do.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY people LOVE her, show-off! She SEDUCES people, prentending to be "cute-but-misunderstood" and stuffs. SHE'S RIGHT. People who likes her, ARE REALLY MISUNDERSTOOD! Cute. WO "PEH"! WO PU KOU SUI(I spit)!

Defination of Cute: Adorable but STUPID!

And when Sasuke ran away, CRY CRY CRY, CRIED with a bucket of nose-drool JUST to BEG MY Naruto to get MY Sasuke back! No WONDER that guy left. HE CAN DIE LOVED BY SELENA GOMEZ!

I am so sad, because she didn't nose-bleed, otherwise she could have DIED out of blood insufficiency! HA, HA, HA!
A jackass, like Selena! but lotsa people LIKES her, and that's NOT okay with MOI, because she looks like something that came out of "Resident Evil", that big-chested zombie that can't even be KILLED by a shotgun! The other girls are like HELL PRETTY, and what do THEY get? Did Ino get Sasuke? Did Hinata get Naruto? See where did those two go?

SELENA GOMEZ

IS

SAKURA HARUNO

Logan Lerman got seduced by THAT SELENA WOMAN BEFORE, and now SOMEBODY bullshitted out from NOWHERE! Sakura DARES to POSE with MY CRUSHES? I WISH MY PLAN CAN JUST COME!

SEE? ALL ALSO GOT SAKURA! What DO YOU say? DULAN BO? The MORE I SEE, THE MORE CRACKS APPEARED in me heart, today I'm gonna pee it all out... DAMN THAT JACKASS! ODD RABBIT YOU!

BEFORE

AFTER TRANSFORMING.

Oh, and then she thinks she's somekinda POWERFUL, GREAT-HAPPENS-IN-A-MILLION YEARS shinobi, eh? SHINOBOO-BOO-STEWARD! Ya' gonna married Naruto and becoming the wife of the Sixth Hokage? OVER MY DEAD TRANSFORMED BODY!
HMPH, she wants a FIGHT? MY axe is WAY BIGGER THAN CHINA. what does she wanna say, besides "Mama"? If she's SUCH NOBLE CREATURE, maybe she should RISE TO HEAVEN! BLAH BLAH BLAH, and I'm NOT RADICLE!

Now, who wants some GOOD NEWS? After all of my anger, I SUDDENLY realized that when it comes to Justin Drew Bieber, I accually NEVER CAME to THIS state! Phew. Maybe I don't hate JB that much afterall. But he's STILL a Sissy, just NOT a FAGGOT. And that kid who laughed and dissed JB in the Game Arcade? DON'T GIVE A BAD NAME TO ME AND GRAYSON CHANCE.

GET LOST IN TARTARUS, SAKURA NAD THAT ARCADE KID! Mostly Sakura.

Malfunctioned

Now, don't get me wrong. I, Her Royal Dutchess Lyndis, is the man of her words. ALL THE TIME. And without any swears, I told Lyishere

So I'm REALLY the man of her words. The problem is, eversince that time I said I WON'T, I thought about this laptop from time to time. And really, DAMN IT ALL THE HELL! You know what? It's time to tell you guys WHY I CAN'T stand some really crazy promises like NO COMPUTER. Yeah, it's a crazy promise.
See. when I'm doing things, I'm really in this "Autopilot" mode. I seldom realize what I am doing, I only DO it. Sometimes I DON'T REMEMBER HOW I got here, how I come to DO THINGS and stuffs like THAT. I NEVER know! I NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE. I NEVER pay attention. And that's the problem. I CAN'T!

Can you believe that? It's like a machine goes wrong! A machine losing its sense. I think it's my ADD symptones. Like I said, I CAN'T control it----then again, no doctor had ever said thet I AM. Guess I am too poor to PAY attention! HAHA!
So , lotsa people think that me got distracted in my study is the BAD thing. Accually, when I'm doing things,IF I THINK WHAT AM I DOING, THAT is a DISTRACTION!

See? THIS is the diff. When I'm suddenly BACK FROM EARTH, I would probbaly start figuring WHY THE HECK AM I HERE. SUDDENLY doing things. I even START to PANIC which is stupid cause' there is NOTHING to panic. And when there ISN'T, Why am I always wanting to pee? Cause when you are always panic, you tend to contract your bladder and stuffs.

See? DISTRACTED. I was suppose to talk about Malfunctioning!

So, Amara wanted us to help stamp our school's address, date write their numbers on the bottom of the book using a marker and and write it on the cover. It started with just minor distractions.
Then, after the first one hour, comes the SERIOUS part.GRAVE ERROR! My brain malfunctioned from TIME TO TIME, and I think I forgotten to tell my friends all about it.I am probbaly a female Flapjack.

We were suppose to write ???/578/10 using marker, and then comes my "What am I doing? " routine. DAMN. CRAP.They are totally messing me up.

And unfortunatly, it was a BIG BUNCH of books. In the end, we fixed it with a stupid idea.

Yes. CORRECTION TAPE. With lots of flakes. Nevermind, pretend to be snowflakes. When Dork came back, she almost banged me on the wall, or bang it herself.

Then came the WORST. About 500++ books we did, and Lyndis screwed it up.

I repeated JUST ONE SMALL STYLE, and then now we have to do it all the way back to 400++ books. 00 books to fix. Amara's gonna kill us, and even if I said A THOUSANDS of Sorries it wouln't help. So we redidi it in ONE HOUR and HOPEFUULY NOBODY can spot it.

And then, we bailed. In Form 5, you guys would see our creation.

I was suppose to call-off com.

But it was a maSk.

Guys, if you are going genting, BREAK A LEG!

Blogging to give Time a purpose

A wise man once said,











"Everbody has time as advantage. The problem is, how would you like to give it a purpose?"











Or











"Time is a luxury."























Yes, and the wise GIRL is generally as near as you nose to your eyes. Yep, she is the As Awesome As Ever Lyndis---MOI, the Grandruler of This Land. I'm like, the Wisest of The Wise.






So, it's obvious, I'm blogging for another thing in my life, waiting for that thingy to load. Oh, and the picture-uploading is JUST HELL SLOW! Anyway, this is what I am talking about.

Don't "ISSHHH!" me! You, Lyi, you ALWAYS got JB's twitter on your tabs! YOU, Guri, always--okay, AnMing in your tab? Okay, stuffs like that. The thing is, it took YEARS to just load some so-called "twenty-three minutes" video, which pretty much STINKS. You got your life, I got mine! HAHA! And mine kinda stinks, if you ask me!

I've thought about asking Santa to give me somesort of laser Ray and turned into one myself.

Best of all, I wish WE ALL GOT SHOCKED! BOOYAH!

AWESOME, EH? I KNOW! Let's ALL be good so we can wish for it!

See? This is the book after Percy Jackson and The Olypians, where SEVEN demigods from NOT JUST Camp Half-blood(the Greeks) but ALSO the Roman Camp to help save Olympus from the giants and Gaia, the Earth Lady.

Anytime now if you want me to borrow you! I love my book so much I let you to MAKE my frame BAD! I mean, you are suppose to read the book, not keep it.

And for the Genting Luckies,

Chapter 100++ : THe Adventures of Wii, Chewing Gum, and 2012

My limbs are always SO lucky----they get to experience how does it feel to be a boxer's arm, they get to be blue-black whenever they want to, they know the meaning of violence. Oh yeah, a bunch of happy limbs. And than now I received BLESSINGS from Transformers----THEY ARE LIKE METAL! I CANNOT EVEN MOVE MY HANDS! "Lyn, you're typing, isn't it?" DUH! I'M STANDING MY PAIN TO WRITE THIS ENTRY, SO IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA APPRECIATE IT MY SOUL WILL MAKE YOU!

It's like my hands are coming off my body, you know.

The big time reason for this catasthropy is because

Well, this is more like a personal letter to Lyishere, about apologies and stuffs. See, at Wednesday, I was suppose to come to her house to gossips and hanging-out with her and everything. And then,

That's just it. There is a bigger power in their house,and I was being possessed.

And what do you think next?

THREE/FOUR/I-DON'T-KNOW HOURS STRAIGHT TO JUST PLAY SOME GAMES! Man, wii made a wimp like me became somesort of WHITEHOT fighter or something! And in no time, Lyndis ' best was:

1)Naruto

2)Kagura

3)TenTen

I even made a list of Resolutions!

Unfortunatly, to be able to unlock Sasuke, we need to unlock ANOTHER BUNCH of some batch, and then we need MONEY. We're like, then INSANE FOR A THE NEXT HALF OF THE DAY!

And then we even have our own BOOYAH.

Yeah, and then my butt is now pratically on my right, and my butt is unstable. That guy sure IS NOT what you should bumped on.

BOOYAH! SASUKE IS ALMOST UNLOCKED!

Anyway, Lyi had this stuff in Facebook,

"Too obsessed in ____ hurt___people___feeling..."

I SINCERLY HOPE she's NOT talking about me being possessed, because I was BEING MYSELF---all video-gamish and everything, and then didn't have much time together, pratically like a crud. Wii and Naruto? JUST LIKE ME.

Thanks to Babe, I totally got myself somekinda new crush or something, namanya Sasori, the Puppet-User. He's real good in that puppetry thingy, but Masashi Kishimoto gives EVERYONE Insanity, so thus he made himself into a PUPPET, and it wasn't cute at ALL. It's like a Scorpion and everything. Oh, and he died too. Died under the embrace of some fake puppet mama and papa, uncool cause' Kakashi's daddio killed them.

Huh, my latest chart:

Lyndis' Crush

2D

1)Naruto

2)Sasuke

3)Nico di Angelo

4) Bao

5)Sasori

Part II:CHEWING GUMS:

There was this guy who spoke totally professional English, and Lyi wanted his autograph. Can you believe it? Must be the psycho virus from me. And so fort he was promoting somesort of nice breath chewing gums, and I totally wanted to say,

Lyi told me the answer in this "spot-the-diff" thingy, and then together witl Lyishere's impulse, I SPRINTED tailed by minor hurricane with 120% chakra. I even forgotten my time to---what again? Oh yeah, HESITATION. Which is cool, 'cause I then earned myself a bottle of Strawberry Wringly-whacamalillits.
Oh yeah, and I am also really regretting eating that whole bottle JUST BECAUSE my mint in my tougue was losing the flavour. Today, I can't even savour SOME food JUST BECAUSE my teeth passed ELECTRICITY. Like Auser on your back teeth. Or like Babe sat on my back teeth. SUFFERING.

Part III: 2012

THEATRE on the Conference room. COOL! I had never watch some damned movies with me friends before---except last time I almost watch with LK and Zhen Kin, got busted too, sore subject, I HATE MISFORTUNE!-----and then we got the chance!Okay, kindly ignore the fact that

a) our first attempt---Robin Hood---was suppose to be all "Wah, teenager mah!" and stuffs, but got short because Prince Philip got NUDE---which means NAKED---with ANOTHER nude lady on the bed making babies. Like DAMN, man! Only the Indians are HAPPY, for one thing----hopefully I was mistaken.

b)Second attempt---Toy Story 2----loved the Disney music so much it repeated and repeated and repeated and repeated and repeated----repeating my statement!

In the end we got to watch 2012, and when it came to the almost DYING PART with the Tsunamis and Earthquakes and everything, EVERYBODY strained on it. Now THIS is what movies are.

Oh yeah, and Lyi, I CRIED when I saw this Russian billionaire's boxer got smacked because his master left him there, in the arena, without any support.