What are you doing here? Study for exam lah!

SHE despises us so-called ".com brats". She never goes "Oh, I should probbaly START here" when looking at the START button.MAN, she forces you to BAIL my I loaded-for-one-hour---fine, my line EATS time----Nura! Especially when it's about KUBINASHI! 

To her, computer is the thing that makes my cousin turned into a round sphere.

Internet is this godforsaken place that SHOULD be SPANKED for always "LOADING" here, "LOADING" there.

You have no idea HOW much I'm afraid of her FLYING AWAY here and there for FLAPPING LIKE THAT.

Facebook is a site for people to compete about how sharp their pounting lips are.

Then, suatu hari,

" AH XXX, I----WANT---A---FACEBOOK!"

I was like,

WHAT THE HELL!

DO YOU KNOW she goes  like THAT(see up)

 when a window is JUST MINIMIZED? 

And then she will SLAP ME SO HARD I will DANCE a graceful BALLET STRAIGHT AWAY!

You see, it's accually because that Friday, during a dinner, my mom thought that not having a Facebook is really COOL, but then turned out HAVING Facebook is just, well, COOLER. And then she got TEASED around. The next day, my kiasu mother forced one out.

News Flash: MY MOM JUST KICKED ME OUT OF MY SEAT FOR HER FACEBOOK. GOOD THING SHE DIDN'T SEE THIS POST. 

My mom learnt REALLY hard. She's the missing link, so now to teach her THIS and then THAT is driving me EVEN MORE SICK than my mental is already in. By the year 2012, I'm probbably speaking Baby Language. Abububbuebetaeraeachichi.

She thought e-mail was password , password was post, woke me up in the middle in the night to DELETE her SYOK SENDIRI picture because she was afraid her beauty's gonna be abused by people. And then YES, she wasted FIVE HOURS playing "poke poke the keyboard".

     

 In my house, you can only on your com TWICE a week. With HER craziness, it's been EVERYDAY. It's not before long she's like,

OH, AND I AM SO EXCITED BECAUSE 

GREYSON CHANCE,
IS COMING,
TO TOWN!
And I TOTALLY AM INTO ASKING PEOPLE TO MAIL HIM, SO THAT HE WILL COME TO OUR SCHOOL!

And I did that to EVERYONE in MY school who appeared on my Chatbox!

I AM SO HELL EXCITED! WE WILL GET HIM TO OUR SCHOOL! HELL WILL!

Someone SLAPPED ME! So I can FAINT and DREAM ABOUT HIM!

Ouch, that hurt though.

Point Form, because

• I'd decided to use point form, because now is exam, I am here for RELAXATION, that means "hitting the games" (打game) .
• Now in mid exam! YEAH! MY FAVOURITE TIME!
• Accually, my true intention is to use this "exam" to get to the HOLIDAYS! It's like our MISSION or something, that UNLIKE RAPTURE DAYS, it will SOON TO COME.
• I said "our", which includes Lyi and Guri. ESPECIALLY Guri, both of us count EVERY MOMENT. When you divide time into two hours, you will find out how quick two hours go. 
• Exams are to shorten the distance to our happiness.
• Right, my chicken pox is definitely departing. I don't miss them, but where they lived left a HOLE. STILL RUINING MY BEAUTY. But compared to the rest of the world with the "Occupy xxx place" movement, I AM LUCKY.
• However, my Nura disease is not getting better. It Nura-fies everything. 
• Sorry Lyi for not fitting Zayn into my English essay! Pai seh.
• EVEN MORE SORRY for her because I ACCUALLY fitted Nurarihyon no Mago into it...
• This time, the title I chose from the assortment for my essay is "Fashion". But my story talks about Lyndis the Geek who accidentally gets back into time, and has to design something for the naked Olympians to wear. But the problem is that she's a F__ing Fashion Failing Freak Forvever!
• I think I might send that to the ministry to be elected as a short story.

Liberty is not about doing what you want. It's about not doing what you don't want.

BONUS!

I like compliments, but IT'S NOT FOR YOU, PAEDOS.

Right! Plus the Chicken pox holiday and the Government PMR Holiday, THIS ROCKS! SO SI BEI RELAXING------HOLIDAY ROCKS!



I know, I know. Who the heck is that radiant beauty beside this, so emo and cool and calm and cute and everything nice? Oh, it's really Her Royal Highness ME. I think when I was five or six. BAH, BEFORE I LEARNT HOW TO READ WHILE LYING ON THE BED!

Background: Thailand, kinda my godmother country. I spent my childhood there, without needing to learn their tougue. It's this old palace building place with tons of Buddha statues, but most of'em burnt.

Why I looked like that:
Simple. I am afraid of heights. And as you can see, my legs didn't touch something, so to me it's ENDANGERING my LIFE. That's why I looked absurd. I AM SCARED.

I don't know why I drew this. I'm very sure it's a neckless girl yanking a boy's head off. UHHH. DISGUSTED. But I LIKE the picture. It's downright feminist!

                                                                                                                                                                   

Apple. Genius. Thursday.

IN HONOUR
OF STEVE JOBS

Frankly, I have no affinity to the iStuffs----iPod, iPhone, iPad----but I think it's kinda cute to see us humans camping outside an Apple Store for something that can't be eaten. To me, it's even HEALTHIER than Lyishere's sudden Zayn Disease. 


But Steve Jobs is like the COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD. He's like, SUCH AN EXAMPLE to ME! I had ALWAYS wanted to be EX-ordinary and DIFFERENT and AWESOME and------bah, go search for the synonyms. I wanna create something ETERNAL with MY NAME.


But heck, sometimes even the weirdo doubts herself! But I don't know if Steve Jobs had ever doubted himself, because I seriously CAN'T say yes!


"..Because the people who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world  are the ones who do."


DUDE! That's like REAL LIFE LIVING! How many of us CAN live like that? Most of us JUST live the days like somesort of countdown, and he lives like A REAL ALIVE PERSON. 


And the most amazing thing must be the EVERYTHING he does----he's ORIGINAL! Even Phineas and Ferb only dares to show their inventions inside The Safe World of Television. He didn't. He had done it RIGHT IN this STUPID world where dreams are harder to live with. AWESOME.


The thing I had learnt from Steve Jobs:

"If you live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll most certainly be right."

I'm gonna send a thank-you note @heaven.


Seriously people say it's a loss that a genius is gone----WRONG!
No.1=> He's DEFINITELY not a genius. He's an ALIEN. Or else an Olympian.
No.2=> My grandparents need to use all those iStuffs TOO, okay? Heaven is NOW an even BETTER PLACE! More people doing good deeds to get into there.

Congratulations Steve Jobs. You had lived your life. Viva LaVida!

Anyway, I wanna watch the Three Mus-keteers

I really wanna WANNA WANNA watch this godforsaken movie! And YES, it's because Logan Lerman looks hell CUTE even with the hairy thing that looks like a wig!

Oh YEAH.

I realized the "wig" is like totally his REAL hair. 

MY Kubinashi!