Monday, May 31, 2010

Help.

I crushed my spectacles. Mom hit me for the sake of money. She oulled my hair to make me slam on the wall, she kicked anyplace she saw that is mine, she punched me and pulled my face like she wanted to peel it. I can't really see. I need a pair of new glasses.


Yo be contineu.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

I DID IT!

BOOOYAH! BOOYAH!

SURE, I didn't get to finish my UNfinished buisness with this NOT-GOING-TO-SCHOOL girl------She's still alive, 'COURSE! If you don't understand this part, read the post below! Or MORE below.
But WHO CARES? I mean, even if you do I DON'T! Look what I'ma doing now! BLOGGING! And today is Tuesday! NOT WEEKEND! My mom can accually GIVE IN and GIVE UP her uptight-ness NOW! MAN! Mom won't regret doing this!
See, we kinda-------you know, NOT ENTIRELY studying again. Photos, chatting----I mean, she isn't COMING to school, I can't say,"Hi, LK!" like an idiot to her tomorrow anymore. I can't "that LK's PSYCHO-study again!" her anymore. And Lyishere's gonna miss somebody calling her Strawberry anymore. And Zhe Kin's gonna be awfully alone now. And Grandpappy Magician's gonna be all "wife-less" again. Huh. She's pretty important. And the last day to make memories in class is about to end. DAMN!
We did A LOT for LK! She's like, SOME POPULAR CELEBRITY or something.I even want her to sign my diary!-----Okay, tht's normal. For her last memory Sandy, Dorkula and Joey had to SIT with their HUBBIES real NEAR. Mandy and Joel's photo were the CLOSEST. Dork and Foo Ken's was the SWEETest. Man, YOU SHOULD SEE HOW HOT WAS THEIR FACE!
People like The Backstreet Boys who NEVER KNEW LK that well ACCUALLY made a small farewell card to her! AWWW! I never knew that we class can be so amazing. That was like, SO HELL COOL.



It's a long long time after this date. Still a long long life. So I guess tomorrow someone's gonna wake up late, having the last fun before going to Canada to find a good way to spend the rest of her life with a blonded boyfriend 99% is Justin Drew Bieber not that I know who the heck is he! But when she comes bck, I wanna see that punk's face in Malaysia-----both LK and The Justin Bieber guy.


So, LK! Don't miss me, but I wish you will. Don't forget that cuckoo psycho childish smart moron! Till we MEET again!




P.S. LK, you don't mind buying a ticket to your "best friend", right?





P.S.S. Just kidding.






P.S.S.S. Accually, I MEAN it.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

My Friends Are like £!


Hey Guys! I just found out that YOU GUYS are like those girls in---YES, Naruto again. But it kinda amused me, in a good way, accually.


Behold, me FRiends are like!

Grandpappy Magician a.k.a. Xin Nee is like

Sakura Haruno
I mean, she is just as nice. Like what this giRL is BEFORE SHE TURNED OBNOXIOUS.



Lyishere is like

Ino Yamanaka
You tell me what she is and this is what you will get. Only her Sasuke is Justin Bieber------eew.

LK is like

Temari
You know, HOT and impossibly talented with some princess features and stuffs.Yeah, LK.


Dorkula is like

Hinata Hyuga
So sweet and nice and sensitive and tons of nice stuffs!

Sandy is like

Ten Ten
That just how she is! Nice and friendly.

Ah, well. That's how cool my friends are. And tons of others not mention yet! Just you WAIT!

Me and my smexy voice

Before I get to my point, I would like to SCREAM to the WORST PEOPLE YOU WOULD EVER WANNA LIVE WITH BEFORE YOU GROWN OLDER: You-Know-Who.
Look, I TOTALLY studied for more than I blogged, and it already make me disgusted with myself. I mean, I AM A NERD! And it goes even WORSE on me cause' I LOOKED like a nerd, so it makes me a DWEEB. And here I go-------

I HATE YOU-KNOW-WHO.



That MORON can't even let me to stare at this computer for more than ONE HOUR, and here is the problem: me and Twerp TAKES TURN. And yesterday, like a nice, UNtwerpish sister I am, I let HER play first. But when it comes to me------- OH HO HO HO HO, SHE WANTS ME TO SWITCH OFF! Do you KNOW how FRUSTRATED I AM and how FURIOUS I AM? I WISH I have HEAT VISION. I wanna melt that face off me sight like THAT INSTANT!
And just now, she ALSO and ALWAYS ruined mah life by getting her disgusting face in and shouted "You JUST can't play computer, because you CAN'T!" Then, like somebody else she said,"Can you helped me to keep the clothes?" I was in the state of killing a nagging person, then all in a sudden, SHE ACT NICE. So I gone


KABOOM!


I mean, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH HER BRAIN? She TOTALLY ruined my life, and she SPIT on me, and she ABUSED me, and then "Can you help me to _______?" WHAT THE SCHMUCK HELL WHAT THE ______ LOGIC IS THIS? I wanna have a topedo in my hand. Or bazooka, or even a bomb would do. I wanna blast her mouth to planet Pluto and nag those aliens there; so they can even use their OWN machine guns or raygun or Starwars sword to vapourize that lips ------- YEAH!
Okay, back to what I'm suppose to say. I HATE MY SICKNESS TIMING! I fell sick when it comes to the Teachers' Day Celebration. And because my predictions are most likely to be "FAINTED-TRAMPLED-PUBLIC-PUKING" and all those "GREAT" stuffs, I MISSED the celebration! But that is the grave mistake here!I MISS ALL THE FUN!
1) Lots of fun during the performances
2)Okay, since WHEN Brendon or Desmond look CUTE to us------especially that totally high-conditioned LK here? I blamed myself for that. I mean, LK thought that they were cute. C-U-T-E. Awfully awkward and new.
3)Lyisher went into a manager-less popstar mode, and STILL she is a popular demand. Especially now that we have a guitar here.
4)LYISHERE SANG WITH DESMOND'S GUITAR! How SWEET! I WISH I don't have to imagine that, I wish I SAW that instead!AWESOME! AHHHHH.
You know what they say, KARMA. So at Tuesday Karma let me a taste of my own medicine------- Lyishere didn't come to school. Turns out, that dudess fell from the sky and broke her left leg-------or is it right leg?Right, WHATEVER. She came to school just because she wanna watch the show.
If you don't believe the power of missing-pencil-popping-back, ask my BluePencil. That ponk----I used "punk" for human and "ponk" for thingys.-------- That BluePencil just popped right when I reached into my pencil case and grabbed a pen out and HOLLA! ME PENCIL! WHAT THE HELL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This week is kinda count as nice and kinda fast. And


WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? TEXTBOOKS? YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THIS SCHOOL ALIVE THIS TUESDAY, YOU BET YOU AIN'T! YOU WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER LEAVING THIS SCHOOL ALIVE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!




YES, I'm BLACKMAILING YOU! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!





Unless you gave me a stick of mentos, that is. But that will never happen, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Friday, May 14, 2010

Lyndis's Weekly Top News!

Well, which want ya' wanna hear FIRST? I got good news and bad news.
WHAT? You wanna hear the BAD stuff first? GOOD, cause' if you want that then I'll talk about the GOOD stuff first!
The good news is that that Teachers' Day thingy is just NEXT WEEK, which also means, REHEARSAL! And REHEARSAL is also means, NO LESSON!
The lesson thing is one thing, but you know what? UNBELIVEVABLY, our class is HELL amazing! I know people like THE OTHER CLASS might say that we A class is basically a bunch of NERDS, but to tell the truth if nerds can be so talented then I rather call myself one!
Look, we are all basically SMARTYPANTS, no matter you likes it or NOT. But thanks to this week's basic theame, THE SINGING WEEK, lotsa gifted people rose up to the surface.Let's just say that we have a bunch of DRUMMERS, a bunch of GUITARISTS, some BASS PLAYERS, PIANIST--------DUH!--------, and the thing that every band has, POPSTAR!
Our class can SING, but the girl who rose TOO high in 6 hours will be moi friend LYISHERE! APPLAUSE! OVATION! See? THAT girl is MAH friend! Ain't I PROUD? That punk sung songs with AWFULLY bunch of song requests and demands! Not to mention I wrote this awesome eat paragraph about

Di mana ada kemahuan, di situ ada jalan.


Pada mula-mulanya Lyi merupakan seorang pelajar SMK pBP(1) yang biasa. Walaupun keputusan peperiksaan Lyi bukan hebat sangat, namun dia mempunyai sebuah bakat yang luar biasa, iaitu suaranya yang begitu lunak.
Namun begitu,tidak ramai yang tahu tentangnya. Dia berazam untuk menjadi penyanyi yang terkenal di rantau antarabangsa, tetapi telah diejek oleh seorang pelajar yang lebih tua iaitu JUSTIN CHAN(my arch nemesis). Justin Chan pernah memangi piala "PBP Idol" dengan lagu "Down". Apa pun, Justin pernah diberi pujian oleh Puan Pengetua.
Namun begitu, Lyi tidak berputus asa. Dia gigih mempelajari piano, guitar dan gu zhen. Saya telah membantunya dengan merekodkannya lalu meletaknya ke dalam YouTube.
Dengan lantas-lantasnya, dia sudah menjadi popular.
Tambahan pula, Lyi telah menyertai pertandingan menyanyi di peringkat pertandingan daerah. MALANGNYA, Justin juga turut menyertai. Walau bagaimana pun, dengan suara Lyi yang merdu dan keazamanya yang kuat, Lyi telah memanagi piala tempat pertama.
Untuk video-video di YouTube pula, Lyi telah dipilih oleh sesebuh nyanyian cakera padat di America Syarikat(U.S.A). Lyi telah menjadi seprang penyanyi yang terkenal. Album pertamanya, "My name is Lyishere" dan lagu hitnya, "Your head like a(watermelon)" adalah sebuah suksess. Ahli keluarga dan kawanya, terutamanya saya, berasa sungguh gembira dan bangga. Justin yang angkuh pun berasa malu sehingga tidak bberani untuk bertegur sapa dengan kami.
Kini, Lyi sedang BERCINTA dengan seorang penyanyi lelaki yang juga sangat terkenal yang bernama Justin Bieber.


You don't know how happy she is in her heart. Accually I wish I knew too, but she blushed so much there's no way you could really tell.
Not to mention, last night was


BADMINTON IN

LEE CHONG WEI MALAYSIA VS. LIN DAN CHINA
You do not know how we ACT yesterday. That night in the Food Court, everybody's EYES were focus on the SCREEN. All the SCREENS were focus on the MATCH! That stupid Mix. Breakfast DEEJAYs keep replaying that moment of vida in 1992, when we got the Thomas Cup! The match was suddenly an interace language, and from girls to boys, from kid to senior citizens TALK ABOUT it. Me and Twerp played a game called Count How Many Mamak In Here is Broadcasting the Match. And none lost cause' ALL SCREENS are on it!
Though we lost in the end, but you don't know how HAPPY I was when people stopped their lousy-stinking races tiff for something we have in common: Badminton and the Thomas Cup.
By the way, Lin Dan went half-naked when he won and even BREAKDANCE!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Today is Mother's Day

To tell the truth, I'm not feeling any joy. My relationship with mom is----- well, COMPLICATED. She doesn't like me, fine. She never like me eversince I was 10, and till now her pet is STILL my so-called "useful" sister. Not to mention my sister isn't even the YOUNGEST one.

Mom and I are really---- not at all like those punks who have their mom as cool as they want them to be. At 12, my life crashed into a Friendship crisis. My mom is the MAIN CONBRIBUTER. She always insult the people I cared more than HER like they were drug addict or whatever she thinks they are. She would go poke her nose into whatever situation to just make my friends look BAD. That was the time I was torn between the battle of runnig away and staying home like a good little 12-year-old should be. I chose to stay.

Not a soul know how I wanted to get out in the middle of the night, searching for a family who won't treat me like an idiot who had deformed brain. It was still good that my dad wasn't all "adults are right all the time". But for a woman who yelled " This is your STUPID BIRTHDAY!" when I was 11, I can stiil STAND her. Not until she REALLY trust that I'm moron till she READ my DIARY. My personal boundary that NOBODY should EVER ENTER. The only LIVING people who might know what the heck is in my mind was ME, and the other who knows the secret are all NON-LIVING.

So that night, I fought with my mom. The first battle between us. No more she wins all the time. No such thing.

Besides, my mom is still all "I'm the one who gave birth to you, so you have no AUTITORATION to question me, or atleast tell me WHAT TO DO" kinda person. I tried a lot of things to make both of us less CLASH-y, but she LOVES having a fight. Especially a mother-and-daughter fight. The reason--------I guess-------must be because no matter what happened, the youngster is always the BAD one, no matter who ACCUALLY did wrong. I know you might say that if she likes a fight so much you can failed her by being queit, but you thought I'm stupid enough to forgotten that? HA. You know nothing. She only gets madder and madder till she choked in my neck and started to go crazy-----literally.

What am I suppose to do in Mother's day? Why don't you ask yourself? Do you know how hard is it to say "I hate my mom" just like THAT? Yeah, it goes easy on you, as easy as you say " I love you" to a boy. Do you think I trust Love?





Especially love in Family?

Mah Friday ROCKS!


I REALLY love my 15 now! It really does make me feel more like LIVING! And THANK YOU, BAD LUCK for SPARING me THIS time!

We are now OFFICIALLY a Leo-----I think I left my Leo badge at LK's House---! But the most important part is the march before the PARTAY!


The Target: C.A.K.E.


Slowly but SURELY, the lid's opening. The box of TIRAMISU CAKE! Anticipating it... The starvation is growing.... Our eyes were strained on the box....

! WHAT THE SCHMUCK DEUCE HELL! ONE PIECE?
Where the HECK is the other 99/100 bunch of CAKE? REFUND!
BUT, the awesome power of Nothing's Impossible can never be denied. R I G H T I N F R O N T O F M Y E Y E S, YONG FOO KEN DIGGED his slimey unwashed hand into the creamy stuff and TASTE IT!
YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHH! WHAT THE _______ HELL!
So, Grandpappy Magician a.k.a. Xin Nee cut our poor 1/100 cake into 1/1000 bunch for us to digest. Then like what we LOVE to do, we took pics about just ANYTHING possible!
P.S. For people who wanna seek revenge: Woo Wen Jian FEAR tickling in the kidney.
Talk about MANSION! LK's like the Top Ten Teenager Who live GOOD or something! Her house is BIG in the inside, and her room is COZY! Even the bathroom is NICE!
Course', she has PS2 open for ANYBODY, so me and GURI Yang Maha Mulia PLAYED!
My Game Result:
NEED FOR SPEED
Me vs Zhe Kin: I lost
Me vs Guri (Who Stank More contest): I won.
D.O.N.
Me vs Sandy: I lost
DRAGONBALL
Me vs Babe: I lost
Me vs Sandy: I won
RESIDEN EVIL
Me vs Zombies: HOW THE HECK TO PLAY?
I know. I STANK.
There's this stupid Kareoke Failure video in YouTube! HAHAHAHAHA! CHECK THAT OUT! It's this Korean guy singing Mariah Carey's Touch My Body------------But he sang it as Tuts My Barreh! Me, Xin Nee and Lyishere got SO excited that we SANG with it!
Speaking of singing, Lyi's gonna pursuit her dream as a singer tahnks to US! We changed One Time's lyrics JUST for LK! We did a lot to her, like asking people to sign for the LK Magazine.
Amienda can relly shake me nerve-------- we are watching Hotel 626 Gameplay. GURI WAS AFRAID? GURI WAS AFRAID! GURI WAS AFRAID! Accually, there's nothing scary about this vid. Ask Zhe Kin! She's like, MAH MAN! WHETER GO ZHE KIN FOR BEING ALMOST FEARLESS!
I got full really easily when it comes to Steamboat. I LOVE Tom Yam flavoured. LK's like----- a MOTHER or something. She really makes me look like a KID or premature or a Nursery Schooler or something. Ah well, opposite attracts.
We even got outside and be fanned by natural breeze like we're sexy or stuff. The scene was like, MOON AND STARS! BEUTIFUL, MAN! Cindy invited us to her house, and to my biggest dismay, WE WATCHED THE ORPHAN. This is a really suicidal thing fer me is because: 1) I'm afraid of Blood. 2) I'm afraid of Insanity 3) I'm afraid of DEATH. So the sum of them equals to THAT HORRIBLE MOVIE! Once again, only Zhe Kin is MY MAN. Amienda and Cindy doesn't count cause they watched this.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PEOPLE!

Saturday, May 1, 2010

I'm like an Insulator

Computers stuffs are like, DEAD END to me! I feel like------oh, com, I can study you, but you can't study me at ALL!
My last prob was this PLACE 's entry issue. My PASSWORD. My stupid guards and my stupid recepcionist. THEY kicked their ruler OUT like eject button! NOT TO MENTION I wasted 1 HOUR talking sense to these people. 'Course, they didn't call me The Nicer One for nothing.
Then, I can't get into Mixpod's stuff. I NEED a resent password! And like ALWAYS, I wasted ONE hour to get inside this site.
Yahoo must be my MOSTMOSTMOST loyal subject----------and never let me down. HAHA. Chia right. maybe it didn't let me down because I got so FRUSTRATED that I jumped right up to the ceiling! This place got whole cuckoo or something that I CAN'T get inside! I need my all-time-helper LYISHERE to help moi! UH!
Recently, MY HOTMAIL ACCOUNT. Like FINALLY, I HAVE to renew my Facebook. And LOOK, I need confirmaton code! So, with the help of my General Adviser Dr. Grandpappy Magician a.k.a Lim Xin Nee, I got into Hotmail.


The curse of the banned,
will one withstand,
from the start of a realm,
to the edge of her dream.

The trusted will lost their minds,
the cursed will lost her time,
this curse will seal the gate,
till the faith decided to fade.


Cool huh? NOT! You think I like being said "ACCESS DENIAL" all the time? SO HELL NOT COOL! I REALLY want this Faith thingy to fade like tissue paper that blow away with the breeze! I SO HELL do NOT want to be BANISHED like an Outlander! Huh. computers-or should I say, INTERNET-----really makes me feel TEN TIMeS unlucky in my life! Oh, and my mixpod thingy KEEP loading! I don't even now WHAT THE HECK is going on!


THIS WAS BROADCASTING LIFE









HELLO, this is The Awesome News. I, Yesyoubetcha saying,



THIS IS THE PARTY YOU CANNOT MISS!
And I really mean it! We're now outside the Palace Haus, waiting for Her Royal Dutchess to REALLY start the PARTAY!












The party is KICKING, hitting the HIGH GEAR! Let's go inside


!







SORRY, BUT WE WILL NEED INVITATIONS FOR OUTSIDERS.




I'm sorry, but we are the NEWS.That makes us people here.




What about your friends here, staring at us talking?




Well, I guess you guys need your INVITATION!


COOL! WELCOME IN!


Yes! YES!



ATTEEEEEEN-SHUN! HER ROYAL HIGHNESS, LYNDIS THE AWFULLY AWESOME IS APPROACHING! ALL HAIL!


Okay, let me take it from here, would'cha mind?


So, as you can see, it's this REALM'S BIRTHDAY, and we are celebrating THE ARRIVAL DAY! This place is half-done but counted-as-exist at the date 30th April 2009. You CANNOT bealive how this place looked liked------'course, a lil' touch-up make this place a BETTER place- I mean, no Angsy no exam no school no all those lamo stuffs you will bazooka it for! Cool, huh?


And like what they say, every work, has more than ONE contributer-----I would like to say this really SPECIAL thanks to my bestie----er, best FRIEND---- Lyishere!


Oh, well. What can I really say? BOOYAH!


Now, I'm in a very sexy lingerie, with me crown as the MONEY.


OOoo! Now so professionally SURFING!


Have this umbrella flying thing to the outer space level.


PLANK! The mirrors are breaking! My underwear is SO tight that I can't stop jumping.


MOM, I WANNA SAY--------------THANKS FOR GOING TO MIRI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MOM'S OUT,


LIFE'S IN!


oH YEAH------I'm now a SUPER SPY! Check out my crown power! FOOOOM! SWOOOSH! FEELING THE ENERGY!


This, is the CROWN. Or rather called,


C.R.O.W.N


Castrophic


Radioactive


Omnifarious


Weoponize


Nugget


And 'COURSE, a little dance party will be downright nice. Dorkula wears shades cause vampires aren't suppose to be dancing in a bunch of light.


Man, this life is AWESOME!


Happy Birthday, my kingdom.