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Awesome Week

Lyishere totally gone PSYCHO with me this week! I LOVE it! Afterall, it's always ME who psychod to much! But the problem is, I CAN'T always go psycho all the time!
I figured that hyperactive is a big deal to me. If I lost my hyperactivity, I'll be mature then, I'll lose my kiddiness and then become all wrapped up with money and adult lame stuffs-----------NUH-UH! I HATE that! Besides, hyperactvity keeps me going, and thay work great! I can even BE hyperactive in my dreams! COOL!
That lousy-stinking result thingy TOTALLY made my life MISERABLE. Do you KNOW how DISGUSTING my BM computer-paper looked like? It certainly made us ALL happy for no reason, cause' EVERYBODY STINKS. My paper is fulled of ABCDs in A LINE! Like a dog poop, ya know! And eventhough my paper 2 is good enough, it's still like mustard. And even with mustard, Dog poops are no good to taste buds.
My maths is nice, I IMPROVED! I would like to thank sandy and Grandpappy magician for the library thingy! But WHAT HAPPENED? You-know-who and her sidekick THOUGHT that my result wasn't GOOD enough, and in the end-----



I didn't get to go to the library with my friends anymore.


Thanks a lot, reslt and adults' idiotness toward some piece of damned paper. My friends helped me; you kinda tortured me. I learnt with ease when I laugh, but you guys " The Adults" think that moi can accually learn by sitting on the desk and study like Dum-Dum who reads dictionary as past time WITHOUT MY DIARY AND JOURNAL? THAT has to be IT! Don't you understand that talents are NOT to deny and despise of? You talked like writing diaries are JUST a HOBBY, but what do YOU know about YOU YOURSELF, huh? What you do was money and reputations and blah blah blah! if we were borned to do the same thing, like study and then get a job and then die, we might as well evoluted into a creature with formulae in its head, and we don't even need a name, cause' we are THE SAME! Get it? A talent is the outermost layer of your true self, the YOU that you were borned of, or even BEFORE borned. This Maturanians are preposterous! If you think that just because you are older than moi that would make you look superiorlly smarter than I am, then you should consider why would Albert Einstein invented E=mc2 thingy after his teacher smirked at him, huh? Or the Wright Bros, they invented the airplanes, and now even B.o.B sings about it! You think that anybody will sings bout how awesome exam will be? Besides, if exams are to check on you, do you feel it that way? You thought that it's the paper that decides our faith, and forgot that the faith is NEVER in your hands, they NEVER did. Our way----our LIFE that decides the rest of our trip on Earth, not YOUR DESIRE. Our characteristics, Time, talents and THERE'S LITTLE OF EXAM COULD DO. It's only a paper, a thing that will rot with the rest of the trees. But the our life will NEVER rot! We will contineu live till the time is up, and we were borned with all basic nessities to STAY ON THIS PLANET, not to dive under the exam papers------if that's the thing, we will all be Hawkings instead.
So, I still write my diary, and journals. My parents may be Exam-sama's pawn, but I'm Life's creation! So, if I'm here in this world, I'm gonna prove that I'm EXISTED! I will reborn as a girl again after I died, don't worry!
Anyway, thanks to Lyishere, she's going psycho! We have tons of things together, brainless and stuffs, like cussing at Jay Chou! Haha! Do you know that Jay Chou's favourite wordthat was supposed to mean "cool" was "diao"? Yeah-----the diao in Malaysia that almost meant "dew"(Cantonese)! Hahaha! Here this:

My name is Jay Chou. I'm very diao. I love my diao car. I love my diao songs, because thay are very diao. Thay called me Papa of Diaoness, I love Batman cause' he's really diao. I can act, who cares you say I'm not diao enough when I act! I'm diao, and that is that!



Do you know that Diao in here meant "fuck" or "fuckish"? Haha, taiwanese.

MJ anniversary yesterday! I like his songs for some. Still, it's unfair that after his death THEN people say how good is he, consider that when he was alive, THEY DISSED AND MOCK HIM! Huh. Poor Michael jackson.
Sandy's cat Goldy had new babies! I CAN'T see them, thanks to MOM's bail in library!

Anyway, you MUST see this video! It's AWESOME! Really AWESOME! I made it today! I sing! Tell me how you thought about it in the cbox!

Lyishere, we will be HELL amazing in YouTube!

Based on the novels below, write what you had learnt from it.

The moral that I learnt from the novel The Phantom of The Opera by Gaston Leroux was found very important and will be needed when I grown into the complicating social life.

The first moral of the story I learnt was that all Opera House was full of the Phantoms. They could be a colony of them, living inside the safe doors deep inside the opera house, squeezing in the same House in The Lake.They are like the termites, only they can talk here and appear there, and they have cravings for slim, soft yet good opera singer, like Christine Daae!
Next, I learnt that a mad old lady can be highly dangerous, especially those who aren't afraid of the board of directors, like Madam Giry. If you can choose to ignore the one with the gangsters as her backup and the one with Erik as the back-up, pick the gangsters.Erik kills Joseph Buquet even before the story, so you could see how dangerous it is to ignore his maiden.
When you were decided to work in the Opera House, please remember to bring more than 200 franc to buy your lunch as you need to pay 200 franc to the Phantom. I remembered very well that Eri could kill Joserh Buquet.I also learnt the tips that if you received flowers from the Phantom, you are most likely to be safe and sound.
Fourthly, the moral of the story is to not sing like a toad. When you sing like a toad,the chandelier will fall out from the ceiling and then kill a woman.
Moreover, do not kiss or act mushy on the tenth floor. The tenth floor is a dangerous place and you will be caught wthout a defense there. Do not shout "I'll kill Erik!" there too, like Raoul did.
Do not trust a Persian completly as he may bring you to disaster with him. The Persian in the story brought Raoul to the wrong room, which in the end, almost result their death.
You must always bring a bottle full of water when you are searching for Christine Daae, as that if you don't, the trees in the mirror will laugh at you, and then you shout at them, and them they keep laughing, and then you die.
Last but not the least, if you have a loved one trapped in a Phantom's trap-room, always remember to kiss the Phantom lovingly and slowly. If you couldn't kiss him lovingly, atleast kiss him very slowly, if possible, two hours would do.Don't worry if the Phantom's breath smelled so disgusting; you will have plenty of mouthwash, toothpaste, petai and the dentist to keep your breath nice and sanitary. The point is, the kiss could save your future husband and a forgetful Persian.





Ranking: F

You suck!

Hey, Hey, Hey! Hey! I'm ANNOYING!

Seriously, one day me and my lousy-stinking sister Twerp were doing our usual thingy, which was quarelling like an idiot. There, she said, "Don't you think you're ANNOYING?"
Okay, her exact line was, "Jie, ni bu jue de ni hen annoying de meh?" Haha, that doesn't make much sense, does it? NO IT DOESN'T! I totally translated this line! Aren't you gonna say thank you, huh? Aren't cha? AREN'T CHA?





So why do people hate ANNOYING PEOPLE?
First, annoying people CONTRIBUTED a lot to this whole entire world. We, the Annoying People, ALWAYS say whatever we had in mind. That makes us YOUR SPEAKER. You see, most people who was called Annoying most likely to say something weird and unusually WHAT YOU WOULD HAD SAY. Like, you HATE Angsy but you don't have the guts to SHOW HER YOUR MIDDLE FINGER! That's right, I DID IT! And people said that I'm ANNOYING!

Second, we provide you better imagination. We can ensure that in TWO WAYS. One way, we often THINK of some weird things up, a kinda NEW quote like , " She went to the bathroom like she needed the bathroom." Isn't this NEW and at the same time, ANNOYING? I KNOW! And then you most probbaly will say, "This stupid Lyndis gonna be throw in the sea and feed to the sharks but her head's gonna be on shore so she can watch her bloody body BEEN EATEN!" This may NOT be THOUGHT if you had NEVER MET me. These things are important to life 'cause if you are NOT trying to be an Annoying people, you will need some sarcasticsm to LIVE.And what you learnt, is useful to that.

Third, we ensure that you will NEVER FORGET SOMETHNG. Either that we made fun of something or someone and you will REMEMBER US FOREVER! Bye, can't finish!

Fairly Odd Parents

In Nickelodoen, there's this show called_________(view above). It's this-----
Yeah, it's kinda small. See, I like this show cause' Timmy get to wish for whatever he want eventhough he had rules to block some. Who CARES? Atleast he get to WISH something! He always have ADVENTURE! And he got to prank on his lousy-stinking teacher Mr. Crocker! I HELL wish that I get to prank on Angsy instead! And it WILL be SWEET!
See, I started wishing this every year to Santa Claus. I almost got my wish, but MY MOM! She ALWAYS rue my plan---my evil scheme to get a pair of godparents! I will TOTALLY wipe mom's EVEN MORE EVIL scheme out with help of magic! She ALWAYS use ANYTHING SHE HAD to fail my plan to hang my sock outside! How PATHETIC!
Timmy Turner had his fairy when he's eight years old, and he didn't even WISH it to Santa Claus! His babysitter Vicky the Horror TOTALLY abused him! So he got



UNFAIR MUCH! I wanna have one too! If I got one, I'll wish that I have powers----SUPERPOWER! Like---um, the power to fire-bending, or earth-bending. Then, I'll wish to be skill in combat, like to wish to be a Freerunner, or a ninja, or the best, AWESOME FIGHTER! You know, like Karate Kid? He can fight in these cool moves I couldn't think of before! This is called, AWESOME! Sheer AWESOMENESS! Utter AWESOMENESS!
Then, I'll wish that I got comrads, so I can film my show in YouTube, and then Lyi's, and then her awesome singing vid! Then we both will be having auditions, I'll wish that I really turned into an actress!
I'll wish that a publishing company will publish my journals, and then I'll show the world how REALLY awesome I am! I also will wish that I have a horse to ride of, or a pegasus cause' they can even FLY. I can wish for my Future House, I will wish for Our Future School, where you will learn things without you even knowing it, where you could pursuit your dreams, no matter how stupid it will sound like. Like talking to aliens or something or whatever. You name it!
I wish that I have quests too, like what Percy did. Quests are so cool, and what's more, you'll have your friends backing you up. I wish our school can be as cool as those school in U.S.A, with lockers and dramas and no uniforms and summer vacation and swimming pools. Then, I'll wish we whole class get to go to a trip together!
I 'll wish that I can make characters in book come alive, like Naruto or something! I'll get to see their action LIVE, I'll see how they cope with hobbles, possily venture with them.
I'll wish that Coldplay can come to Malaysia, Justin Bieber? Huh, for my friends' sake, yes. Do you know a feelig like that you hate somebody, but it's a healthy hatred? Like RIVALS kinda stuffs. Like, those movies kind. Like Ben Tennyson and his cousin Gwen kinda stuff. JB is those kinda guys to me. So if anybody screamed, "F__k" to him, I let him, but if anybody want him to die, I'll slap that guy.
I'll wish that Logan Lerman be my best friend. So will characters in books. I'll wish that PMR is NOT 100% based on lame theories. I'll wish that we can choose what lesson we want. So, I can kick KH and Sejarah(Malaysian History) away, then take in Greek mytology and History and Physics and anything classifielded as NEAT.
I'll wish my Future House is in somewhere near Scadinavia, near the mountains or the oceon. I'll wish that I don't have to die so fast, even if I did, I 'll die in the coolest way-------and that I can be reborned as human again.





But now, I'll wish that I have Fairy God Parents first, and then live my life for now while waiting.

Thanks for Discovery Channel!

I always heard this commercial song of Discovery Channel at Sandy's place, and now, here goes MY version!


I love my attitude
I love my stupidness
I love the life without school
I love my friends the most
Un di ya da undi yada undiyada undiyada (?)


I love my diary
I love vanilla ice-cream
I love the time when my mom went silent
I love guys younger than me
I love lots of stuffs
I love to be a kid
Un di ya da undi yada undiyada undiyada

I love brisking my sister
I love being all alone
I love the cities
I love the towns
I love the way I smile
I love the way I am now
I love the time I know myself
I love Spongebob Squarepants
I love Phineas and Ferb
Un di ya da undi yada undiyada undiyada

I love the future
I love my past
I love my cousin
I love writting something down
I love acting weird
I love daydreaming and leave the reality
I love my dreams cause' they sound
I love whatever I love
I love the people who love me for who I am
I love this blog cause' she's a great place
I love this world
I love so many things cause' they are awesome



Un di ya da undi yada undiyada undiyada
Un di ya da undi yada undiyada undiyada
Un di ya da undi yada undiyada undiyada
Un di ya da undi yada undiyada undiyada!

I HATE MY LIFE

I think there's something wrong with me. I HATE Twerp more then the last time I said it. I HATE that lucky pig always getting to do awesome stuffs with LUCK and everything. I HATE luck's pet, and sometimes, PRODIGIES. I don't know why I hate them so utterly. I think it's my thing----my fatal flaw, I guess. JEALOUSY.

I got THOUSANDS of flaws, I'm not even SURPRISE if my flaws are even MORE than my strengths. I am SELFISH, I am ANNOYING, I am COWARDLY, I am kinda STUPID, I am kinda BLUNT-------------some Maturanians even thought that CHILDISH is my FLAW! Haha, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. But the thing that can REALLY manipulate me will be my JEALOUSY.
I HATE and I'm jealouse of most things around me. My twerp scumbag sister, my lucky lucky mom, EVERYBODY seems to have LUCK! LUCK! I have to STRIVE for survival, I have no luck to pay my remainder of my life, I always wanna go screaming hysterically like those other guys in my house and then get all the benefits from crying like HELL. I am mostly USELESS to my family, and all I did was eating their food supply and stuffs. I don't even need somekinda evil lord to keep whispering me brainwashing stuffs like, " They did this on purpose... They never cared about you.. Join us..." QUIT THE WHISPERING! I have them to repeat themselves ALL DAY, and I don't need your insolent blah blah blah to tell me that.
I



HATE


Twerp! She had all these LOVE, I can't believe I want them too. I usually rely on my own supply of love from myself and my diary and journals and other stuffs---------if you're making an "uh!" sound or murmuring how childish that sounded then CONGATS, cause' you DON'T know how does it FEEL to be like that. It's difficult, cause' I don't get torment all day. But I got hurted all day, and that doesn't sound okay to me. Twerp even have the power to use her charisma, to melt any anger away. Not to mention she's BEUTIFUL, way more beutiful than------let's just say she's the top girl you would wanna date if you're a boy. Or Lesbian, maybe. But she's straight, got it?-------She got luck to ease her lousy-stinking life, her beuty to attract all ages and soften their heart, and some other damned qualities to be the public's pet. I CAN'T stand to be some superior lady's elder sister anymore. That sucks so much! People always lied that it's the eldest one that is important and blah, but when a mission was done look at them who said it and see who they're putting their damned face to-----the younger. They ALWAYS get what WE deserved! They were just PRETTY-FACED jackass, what makes them so special, huh? Why are my parents SO against LISTENING? Why won't they realize that I am NOT borned from a dumpster?
I can empasize anybody's anger with EASE, espeially those moody moody kind. Like You-know-who. She's a HELL good tantrum-specialist, and she can go BURNING HER HAIR in the Mamak stall JUST because she thinks that my teeth is YELLOWISH! If you're laughing at me now I DON'T appreciate it!
I wanna leap out and beat that obnoxious budge-toothed loser up, kick her fleshy lil' buttock and let her feel my pain physically. SHE should reap them, after all that love-basking thing, I'm sure her face is good to merge with my fist. Let her know that I'm not something less pride than stray dogs-----in THE HARD WAY!














It scares me when I thought that the best thing to live is to live alone, away from people.

Terrible Taekwondo

Seriously, T.T. means a lot of stuffs, for instance, Teen Titans. Or Talking Turtle. Telegrafic Transfer. Some sort of race.Tai Thong Restaurant.Or that mooncake shop. But in here, let's talk about our awesome little Taekwondo party.
What was yesterday? AGUNG'S BIRTHDAY. The president of Malaysia. We are SUPPOSE to be VERY respectful for it was his BIRTHDAY. So, to celebrate, we respectfully scheduled Computer Playing Session. It was MY TIME ALREADY, and suddenly UNCLE----my neighbour----said "Hello!" HELLO? Unpleasant much!And before you know it, WE WERE SENT TO THAT PLACE!
Look. BOTH of our masters WEREN'T HERE. That no-good Master Ken who thinks that he's so "COOL" or "PROFESSIONAL" in sparing and stuffs, and our MAIN MASTER, Master Karen.So, it's up to THREE teachers there-------ACCUALLY,ONE.

Dipersilakan, Mr.Down Down Down.He said "down down down!" all the time.The other two teachers were this missy and her------what do you call it HER BOYFRIEND!
Down Down Down HAD NOTHING TO DO! That guy was about the SAME throughout the WHOOOOOOOOOLE TIME!Let's sneak-uh a peek-uh, SHALL WE?



"Lower block punch, okay, lower block punch.One!Two!Three!Your thrust(switch direction)One!Two!Three!"
"Upper block punch, okay, here go upper block punch. WAN(TRust me, that is his slang)!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Inner block punch, okay, inner block punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Outer block punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"


"Step forward lower block punch! Okay lower block punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Step forward upper block punch!Step forward upper block punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Step forward....." Really, you get the idea.And I couldn't help laughing at my sister cause' she looked like an idiot trying to learn left and right.




"Lower block punch front kick punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Double punch front kick punch! Here go WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"


"RUN!Two rounds! Pecut!Row bv row!Ten... Nine...Eight...Seven...Six...five...four..tree...tutt...wan!Now breath IN! OUT!IN!OUT!IN!OUT!"

"JOOMBEE(that means get ready)!(HUH!)JOOMBEE!(HUH!)JOOMBEE!(HUH!)JOOMBEE!(HUH!)JOOMBEE(HUH!)"
P.S. I don't know how can he say something like a jammed CD without being embarrassed.(Petik daripada Twerp's mouth)


"Front kick! Go WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Double front kick! Fast and higher WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Front kick FAST! WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Double front kick!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
Seriously, everybody just LIFT THEIR LEGS and SHOUTED LOUDLY like we are very professional. So, ended up like can-can.


"Run! One round!"


"Split! To your left!10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2....3...4...5...6...7...8...9..10...9..8..7..6..5..4...3..2..1!"
"Stretch up!"

Seriously, these stupid moves are like from the Guidebook of Idiotic Stretch-up Encyclopaedia. Infact, it's like Mental Problem Syndrome. If you saw people doing this, please contact the hospital.


"Turning kick and then backtrust kick! Yellow belt, do turning kick saja!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Now fast and Higher!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
Come on! Does that mean HIGHER than the GROUND counts?

"Volley ball(that means frog-jumping) 10 times! Siapa tak buat, count back to zero!"
"Pushap(it's PUSH-UP) 25 times, sitap(sit-up) 25 times, backlift 25 times!See-JAK(that means START)!"


"Penat kah? (PENAT!)Want give you rest? (YESSSSS!)Okay, class cha-riot(that means "atten-shun!")Wait. Do wrong already. Must do like this!Class-chariot!Kong-yee(that means bow)!Okay, rest.(Thank you sir!)"
Accually, he act nice cause' he has no inspiration left.


"Lower block punch, okay, lower block punch.One!Two!Three!Your thrust(switch direction)One!Two!Three!"
"Upper block punch, okay, here go upper block punch. WAN(TRust me, that is his slang)!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Inner block punch, okay, inner block punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Outer block punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"


HUH! This is HOW BORING he can be. The Ruin-my Agung's -birthday-award goes to DOWN DOWN DOWN. Have fun.


Down Down Down, use suntan oil next you go swimming. Naeh, kidding.

DEAD AND GONE!

I was like a complete idiot, moronically crying invisible tears the time I saw the paper------- That damned paper writting

MATHEMATICS!
Maths and I were never friends. We only befriend with each other after I got an A in his face--------THEN, I make friend with that P-O-N-K. But the Maths Two gave me light, hopes and most importantly, TIME! So I can check the clock saying,


"Hello Lyndis. Happy Holidays!"











BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!










I repeat,






BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I totally left my maturity, and trouble, and insanity, and "Oh No, this test is......." with the punching bag! See, Sandy wanted us to come with her to fight this ponk named "Punching Bag", cause' you know, THAT GUY CAN SHIFTSHAPE! I was suppose to be fighting my twerpy sister, then this guy who's name is "Mun Ho" just thought that he's cool or something cause' he "coolly" said, "Chill, dude!"
Hahahahahahahahaha. You know what did I do? I just imagined that punching bag turned into Mun Ho, and I kinda add kicks inside. Man, I'm very cool oh yes I am oh yes I am.
Oo, now that every stupid detail is done, that can only mean







F U N!
For this I slapped my hand with Lyi , then Guri, then Grandpappy Magician then Logan Lerman--------I mean, I watched Percy Jackson AGAIN, and let me assure you, his eyes TALK! They downright passed through my security forces and pitbulls, straight to OUR world-----but mostly MY world!
-----------------Don't roll your eyes at me! Isn't Justin Bienber's album's named "My World 1.0" or "2.0" or for the future, "3.0" or maybe Usher likes this name so much that it'll be named "my world 50.0"
Mom totally went to the dinner, so moi didn't GO TUITION! HAHAHA! ViCTORY! ViVa La ViDa!

My plan is that I'll finish my first week with WHAT THIS WORLD IS SUPPOSE TO BRING THEN my second week with WHAT THIS WORLD REEKS OF------------DUH, school stuffs!

1)I'll write my journal!

2)I'll watch movies:
£ Toy Story 3
£ Prince of Persia
£ Shrek Forever After
£ Uhhhh-----


Is there ANYTHING ELSE to watch?

3)Blogged. Blog. Blogging. Willblog. Gonna blog.

4) MY MOMENT OF DREAMS! I'm going to film my very first motion picture------ Crazy Girls Meeting their Hubbies Check this ad out!


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The action film by three Budak Mentah, 15 we are
Directed by LK





What would you do if you saw THEM?
a) I shreiked, and then froze, cause' I'm cool.
b) I shreiked, and then flirt.
c) I married with him.






STARRING INTERNATIONAL STAR LYNDIS

WITH THE AIDS BY LYISHERE





***************We are in Puberty?*****************







IN CINEMAS THIS YEAR.
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! AWESOMENESS ARRIVES!