Seriously, one day me and my lousy-stinking sister Twerp were doing our usual thingy, which was quarelling like an idiot. There, she said, "Don't you think you're ANNOYING?"
Okay, her exact line was, "Jie, ni bu jue de ni hen annoying de meh?" Haha, that doesn't make much sense, does it? NO IT DOESN'T! I totally translated this line! Aren't you gonna say thank you, huh? Aren't cha? AREN'T CHA?
So why do people hate ANNOYING PEOPLE?
First, annoying people CONTRIBUTED a lot to this whole entire world. We, the Annoying People, ALWAYS say whatever we had in mind. That makes us YOUR SPEAKER. You see, most people who was called Annoying most likely to say something weird and unusually WHAT YOU WOULD HAD SAY. Like, you HATE Angsy but you don't have the guts to SHOW HER YOUR MIDDLE FINGER! That's right, I DID IT! And people said that I'm ANNOYING!
Second, we provide you better imagination. We can ensure that in TWO WAYS. One way, we often THINK of some weird things up, a kinda NEW quote like , " She went to the bathroom like she needed the bathroom." Isn't this NEW and at the same time, ANNOYING? I KNOW! And then you most probbaly will say, "This stupid Lyndis gonna be throw in the sea and feed to the sharks but her head's gonna be on shore so she can watch her bloody body BEEN EATEN!" This may NOT be THOUGHT if you had NEVER MET me. These things are important to life 'cause if you are NOT trying to be an Annoying people, you will need some sarcasticsm to LIVE.And what you learnt, is useful to that.
Third, we ensure that you will NEVER FORGET SOMETHNG. Either that we made fun of something or someone and you will REMEMBER US FOREVER! Bye, can't finish!
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