What was yesterday? AGUNG'S BIRTHDAY. The president of Malaysia. We are SUPPOSE to be VERY respectful for it was his BIRTHDAY. So, to celebrate, we respectfully scheduled Computer Playing Session. It was MY TIME ALREADY, and suddenly UNCLE----my neighbour----said "Hello!" HELLO? Unpleasant much!And before you know it, WE WERE SENT TO THAT PLACE!
Look. BOTH of our masters WEREN'T HERE. That no-good Master Ken who thinks that he's so "COOL" or "PROFESSIONAL" in sparing and stuffs, and our MAIN MASTER, Master Karen.So, it's up to THREE teachers there-------ACCUALLY,ONE.
Dipersilakan, Mr.Down Down Down.He said "down down down!" all the time.The other two teachers were this missy and her------what do you call it HER BOYFRIEND!
Down Down Down HAD NOTHING TO DO! That guy was about the SAME throughout the WHOOOOOOOOOLE TIME!Let's sneak-uh a peek-uh, SHALL WE?
"Lower block punch, okay, lower block punch.One!Two!Three!Your thrust(switch direction)One!Two!Three!"
"Upper block punch, okay, here go upper block punch. WAN(TRust me, that is his slang)!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Inner block punch, okay, inner block punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Outer block punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Step forward lower block punch! Okay lower block punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Step forward upper block punch!Step forward upper block punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Step forward....." Really, you get the idea.And I couldn't help laughing at my sister cause' she looked like an idiot trying to learn left and right.
"Lower block punch front kick punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Double punch front kick punch! Here go WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"RUN!Two rounds! Pecut!Row bv row!Ten... Nine...Eight...Seven...Six...five...four..tree...tutt...wan!Now breath IN! OUT!IN!OUT!IN!OUT!"
"JOOMBEE(that means get ready)!(HUH!)JOOMBEE!(HUH!)JOOMBEE!(HUH!)JOOMBEE!(HUH!)JOOMBEE(HUH!)"
P.S. I don't know how can he say something like a jammed CD without being embarrassed.(Petik daripada Twerp's mouth)
"Front kick! Go WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Double front kick! Fast and higher WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Front kick FAST! WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Double front kick!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
Seriously, everybody just LIFT THEIR LEGS and SHOUTED LOUDLY like we are very professional. So, ended up like can-can.
"Run! One round!"
"Split! To your left!10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2....3...4...5...6...7...8...9..10...9..8..7..6..5..4...3..2..1!"
"Stretch up!"
Seriously, these stupid moves are like from the Guidebook of Idiotic Stretch-up Encyclopaedia. Infact, it's like Mental Problem Syndrome. If you saw people doing this, please contact the hospital.
"Turning kick and then backtrust kick! Yellow belt, do turning kick saja!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Now fast and Higher!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
Come on! Does that mean HIGHER than the GROUND counts?
"Volley ball(that means frog-jumping) 10 times! Siapa tak buat, count back to zero!"
"Pushap(it's PUSH-UP) 25 times, sitap(sit-up) 25 times, backlift 25 times!See-JAK(that means START)!"
"Penat kah? (PENAT!)Want give you rest? (YESSSSS!)Okay, class cha-riot(that means "atten-shun!")Wait. Do wrong already. Must do like this!Class-chariot!Kong-yee(that means bow)!Okay, rest.(Thank you sir!)"
Accually, he act nice cause' he has no inspiration left.
"Lower block punch, okay, lower block punch.One!Two!Three!Your thrust(switch direction)One!Two!Three!"
"Upper block punch, okay, here go upper block punch. WAN(TRust me, that is his slang)!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Inner block punch, okay, inner block punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
"Outer block punch!WAN!TUTT!TREE!Your THRUS!WAN!TUTT!TREE!"
HUH! This is HOW BORING he can be. The Ruin-my Agung's -birthday-award goes to DOWN DOWN DOWN. Have fun.
Down Down Down, use suntan oil next you go swimming. Naeh, kidding.
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